Posted by rz350 the 999 usually just disappears before he can my plate. and, cross trg w mi and ny natl guard, loading the duce and a halfs up with booze, then telling its all commo equipment and documents III top secret/compartmentalized, and that they are not going to surch us, and I don't think your going force the point to try and stop us from re-entering Canada something about a full coy with mgs, mortars, 84mms, ect seems to makes customs officers leave us alone.

I'll interpret, The duck is to fast for Five-0 to read his plate.

Cross training with NY Natl Guard, returning across the border hauling booze,
nobody wants to search thru all the comm equipment cases labeled as TOP SECRET looking for contraband.
Let alone the fact that they are re-entering, armed for warfare.

Don't have very many...Got pulled over about 9 months after I got my license for doing 86 in a 65 in my S-10, $30 ticket and $70 in court fees and whatnot.

Got pulled over a month or two back in my 4Runner because one of the taillights was so faded the brake light looked white, he said "Oh, sorry, the only reason I pulled you over was because I thought the lens was broken. That's weird. Tell you what I'd do if I were you, I'd just paint the inside of the lens with a light coat of red paint. Have a good night."

Then I got pulled over once while playing hide and seek throughout town after dark because I saw someone I was seeking and turned my headlights off to sneak up on him. We explained what we were up to, and he laughed and said "Well, have fun."

edit: fixed facts

God all you guys have cool cops!!!!

Most of ours are 23 yearold jerk offs looking to impress the thong off of their 20 year old female partner. They treat every T-stop as if you are a felon, and they live to be able to pitt spin, or taser some poor asshole trying to get his wife or mother to the hospital!!!!

But I'm not bitter, and I don't hold a grudge. I have cops that are friends, and they are cool. But if I wasen't a friend they would treat me just as bad as every other civilian they pull over!!

Got stopped walking to the store with my stepson in the middle of the day. Turned out the cop was concerned he was not in school. Jerk actully ran my license too.

When my daughter was three, We were at the park, she had to go to the bathroom. So I'm thinkin', I know I can't send her in the girls room alone, And I can't take her in the girls room. But what is it gonna look like to the cop parked 75 feet away, when I take her hand and lead her into the boys room. Thank god the cop didn't notice, cause my kid is a smartass like her oldman, and might have said "nope He's not my daddy" That would have been fun!

I don't have very many good stories...

I was in Kingston going down some industrial road in the middle of no where really, doing 90km-ish in a 50km zone. I hate people who speed in residential areas, but in some industrial park, doesn't bother me as much... So of course, there was a Kingston police car kinda hidden behind a parked truck, so by the time I realized it was there, it was too late. Now keep in mind I have Quebec plates on my car, in Ontario. I pull over, cop comes up and asks for my license and insurance, to which I turn around and say "pardon" in most french way possible playing really stupid and blabbering in french. He looked at me with a blank stare, didn't know what to say or do, so he went back to his car, came back 5 minutes later and sent me off with nothing.

The other time I was in my sisters 1999 Corolla, doing 130km/h on highway 20 in Quebec. Now, this car is fairly beat-up and very uncomfortable, it shacks and rattles above 90! So it took a lot to get to 130. So, cop pulls me over, asks for drivers license and registration, which I couldn't find, my sister keeps it in her wallet. Great... Cops says "I've pulled you over for speeding, do you know how fast you are going?" to which I reply "yeah, 130km, the car wouldn't go any faster". He laughed it off, still gave me a ticket, but brought it down.

If I had a nickel...


a. 5 offences at once(2 were felonies), only got a warning, was around the corner from my house
b. 83mph in a 45
c. 75mph in a 50 was taking my girlfriend home and it was an hour and a half drive... told the cop her mom was in the hospital and it was an emergency, got let off with a warning
d. 49mph in a 25 was late to school
e. was hanging out in a parking lot with some of my car friends at 2am after a ghost hunt and two cops pulled up and ran our id's one was nice and chatted with us the whole time and the other was a black chick who acted like we were about to rape her.
f. 77mph in a 35
g. was streetracing on a highway, oncoming traffic there was a bear, we flew past him at 120+mph, he whipped around behind us and threw on his blue n whites, I jetted up the nearest onramp and slid around the corner at the top, the cop kept going and got my buddy.

and I am sure I have forgotten some, oh and all these have been in the last two years...

Posted by Forever_Devoted If I had a nickel... a. 5 offences at once(2 were felonies), only got a warning, was around the corner from my house b. 83mph in a 45 c. 75mph in a 50 was taking my girlfriend home and it was an hour and a half drive... told the cop her mom was in the hospital and it was an emergency, got let off with a warning d. 49mph in a 25 was late to school e. was hanging out in a parking lot with some of my car friends at 2am after a ghost hunt and two cops pulled up and ran our id's one was nice and chatted with us the whole time and the other was a black chick who acted like we were about to rape her. f. 77mph in a 35 g. was streetracing on a highway, oncoming traffic there was a bear, we flew past him at 120+mph, he whipped around behind us and threw on his blue n whites, I jetted up the nearest onramp and slid around the corner at the top, the cop kept going and got my buddy. and I am sure I have forgotten some, oh and all these have been in the last two years...

Are those really cop stories.... or stories of you driving like an idiot and being a safety hazard to motorists and pedestrians alike?

Posted by Forever_Devoted If I had a nickel... a. 5 offences at once(2 were felonies), only got a warning, was around the corner from my house b. 83mph in a 45 c. 75mph in a 50 was taking my girlfriend home and it was an hour and a half drive... told the cop her mom was in the hospital and it was an emergency, got let off with a warning d. 49mph in a 25 was late to school e. was hanging out in a parking lot with some of my car friends at 2am after a ghost hunt and two cops pulled up and ran our id's one was nice and chatted with us the whole time and the other was a black chick who acted like we were about to rape her. f. 77mph in a 35 g. was streetracing on a highway, oncoming traffic there was a bear, we flew past him at 120+mph, he whipped around behind us and threw on his blue n whites, I jetted up the nearest onramp and slid around the corner at the top, the cop kept going and got my buddy. and I am sure I have forgotten some, oh and all these have been in the last two years...

thats just being a stupid asshole

Not too many but there was one where I thought I was going to get nailed for sure.

I was 21 at the time and driving an old wreck of a car ('79 Zephyr station wagon). The exhaust was blown on the car and you can hear it a mile off.

Anyway, I was heading down the road and a cop at the side of the road put out his hand. Not thinking, I just waved and kept going. I then realized that the cop was not being friendly but he wanted to pull me over (probably for the muffler). I looked in the rear view mirror expecting to see him getting into his cruiser and coming after me, but saw the cop look at me, shake his head and continue doing what he was doing. I spent the rest of the day expecting to get pulled over but that didn't happen.

Also, when I had an accident in 2007, the cop was really good and after he finished taking my statement and advising me that the other driver was charged, actually said to me, "Your driving saved some lives tonight. Thank you." Made me feel a bit better.

you know... the other day, I was heading north on I-87 and I saw something that kind of warmed my heart. It was just past exit 32, there was a Toyota on the shoulder of the road with a Vickie behind, lights going... I figured, ah ha... got them going too fast. In NY, it's a law that when you are going by a trooper doing a traffic stop, you have to switch to the left lane, give him/her some room. So I slow down to about 60 and there is the trooper, on his knees, changing the tire on this Yota (Avalon I think) with two elderly women standing behind him looking eternally grateful.

That right there is just, well that's a dude right there... massive karma points.

I enjoy removing metro/local/civi police from military parking lots/driveways/little pieces of road that intercept with civilian road but we own/ect

they're not authorized people to be there, and there armed to boot!, so gtfo...esp when its a radar setup.

Its also fun when they pull us over and we hand over the weird DND drivers lisence and explain the Queen/DND is self insured and thus there is no insurance slips to be handed over.

Posted by rz350 I enjoy removing metro/local/civi police from military parking lots/driveways/little pieces of road that intercept with civilian road but we own/ect they're not authorized people to be there, and there armed to boot!, so gtfo...esp when its a radar setup. Its also fun when they pull us over and we hand over the weird DND drivers lisence and explain the Queen/DND is self insured and thus there is no insurance slips to be handed over.

Down here, I've heard on the radio before of the Salem (Oregon) PD pulling over a US Army Chevy Express which has no plates but just the US Army stenciled serial number on it which the officer was trying to ticket them for not having plates. But then the officer's captain got on and told the officer to stop writing the ticket. The officer even tried to get the dispatcher to run the serial but of course the dispatcher goes "No can do!"

Then there's my favorite of a Washington State Patrol officer pulling over a US CBP CVPI right AFTER the Peach Arch Crossing. Now, for those who don't know, the 0 mile marker for when I-5 starts/ends for the Blaine, WA crossing is about 1/4 of a mile before the actual 49th parallel boundary marker. This officer was before the 0 mile marker so he was out of his jurisdiction and as well walked into a fight with the US CBP officer. I didn't hear what happened in the end, but it was fun to hear both groups talking to their dispatchers on their own radio systems to sort things out. I imagine the US CBP officer ticketed him for interfering with federal business

back when I worked for Job Corps, we had GSA (US Gov't plated) cars to drive. I was in Shelburne VT and the local idiots had a swell scam going... as US 7 headed north in South Burlington, it goes 30mph, 35mph and then 45mph... well right behind the 45mph sign, they had it back 30 with 8 or 9 assorted local law idiots wielding hand-held laser blasters. They were pulling cars over with the glee a toddler shows on christmas morning.
I, of course, was in no mood for the bullshit and was LESS than co-operative.

"license and registration?"
i hand over my NY license and the insurance cards (we have to insure the cars, but the registration is the plate)
"Registration?" this sunglassed reject from the village people is annoyed.
"it's the plate, genius. it's a US government car. the plate is the registration."
"it is not. i need the registration card."
I look up at mr ymca and say, "Did IQ requirements drop to be a cop in Vermont? It's a US government car, the registration is the license plate. We insure the cars, but they are registered to the united state fucking government!"
so then he gets all pissy and asks if i wanted to be arrested.
"bring it. it'll add millions to the lawsuit. especially when I come back and take pics of your little illegal speedtrap here."
Kids, that motherfucker is as red an apple at this point and I am working to a full boil myself. (yeah, i know that don't matter because I'm not the one with the gun)
he comes back the car, hands me my license and the insurance cards and a ticket. And starts to explain how to pay pay pay (because that's what's really important) and I cut him off. "Are we done?" Don't wait for an answer, crumple the ticket up and toss it on the floorboard of the Malibu. I rolled the window up just as he started to say something and drove off... if i'd had a gun, i'd have pasted his head all over US 7.
As for the ticket? well, that's the ticket that after taking a beefy shit, I wiped my large ass with it, stuffed it in an envelope and mailed it to White River Junction with my compliments. You want my money? Fuck you, Vermont.

i found out later that everyone who got a ticket that afternoon, their tickets were tossed out of court...Every last one, but mine... I couldn't get away from work.

19 years old, again when I owned my 325is.

Friday night I went over to my friend Kate's place... she was dead sexy, a party animal, and easier to get into than a community college, and her dad (a cop) was working all night. There was booze, a hot tub, and, well, being a single, lonely 19 year old, I did shit with that girl that'd make Ron Jeremy blush... I doubt she could sit down for a month.

Left at about 7:45 the next morning, had to be at work for 8, and worked half an hour from her place. I was hauling ASS (Probably 140-150 km/h in an 80 zone)and got pulled over by none other than her dad. He talked to me for a bit, told me I seemed liked a respectable young man, and to try and slow down a bit.

Seriously, if he had have known where I was on my way from, he would have shot me in the stomach and left me in the ditch!

it's all about charisma. lol

Posted by nostra-YOUPPI! thats just being a stupid asshole

When you risks are more worried about hitting cattle than other motorists on deserted farmland at 4am you get bored. Most of those were just inside the city limits where the speedlimits drop for a couple miles then go back up. Still the only buisinesses in Linden are an auto shop and the 3D which is a carwash,gas station, bar, pizza resturaunt, small grocery, quick lube, and a few other things. I would agree with you that it is being a stupid asshole if there were neighborhoods and kids and an actual worry about harming others.

another one I love is getting them to pursue me towards dwyer hill facility. due to the nature of the facility NO ONE except the explicitly authorized people are allowed past the gate....good times.

i got a cop to do a burnout at waterfest

Posted by Nismo i got a cop to do a burnout at waterfest

well where's the video this year?
I was hoping to catch you in caravan on the Northway this year, but forgot all about it.