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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Fucking Facebook (Viewed 3316 times)
KublaKhan 


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Fucking Facebook
< on 6/29/2009 6:11 PM >
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Someone or something has been sending content under my account to every godamned person in my thing. 20 people at a time, one after the other, all within two or three minutes. Video content. I have no idea what it is, where it came from, what it means, nothing.

What to do about this...is my mother-in-law going to receive a fucking Facebook email from me featuring a fucking porn link? What is this shit?




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willskith 


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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 1 on 6/29/2009 6:12 PM >
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Have you tried changing your logon password?




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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 2 on 6/29/2009 6:15 PM >
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Haha. Disable the thing that allows the different plugins to access your profile. E.g. it's probably one of those 'if you were a beer what type of beer would you be' type of lame things. Once they have access to your profile, they can be as evil as the author wants them to be. In your case pron for the mother-in-law.

Oh, and delete any relative or family member that is more than 5 years older than you.



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don_corleyone 


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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 3 on 6/29/2009 6:20 PM >
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i normally don't listen to anything trent says, but this is good advice.




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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 4 on 6/29/2009 8:01 PM >
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I have facebook woes myself. I pm all of my facebook woes to metawaffle. I suggest you do the same. He won't help you, but it remains oddly rewarding.




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trent 

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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 5 on 6/29/2009 8:24 PM >
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I have facebook woes myself. I pm all of my facebook woes to metawaffle. I suggest you do the same. He won't help you, but it remains oddly rewarding.


Yah. I do the same with my junk mail that the USPS keeps delivering me.




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hydrotherapy 

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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 6 on 6/29/2009 10:02 PM >
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Welcome to the internet?




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M. Fuzzy 


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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 7 on 6/30/2009 2:16 AM >
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Why even have family on facebook...you deal with them enough in real life




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Shael 


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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 8 on 6/30/2009 12:44 PM >
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I would delete the account and start over.

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M. Fuzzy 


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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 9 on 7/5/2009 11:21 PM >
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Since this is the facebook thread...

Even notice how it's gotten quite boring? And all those stupid online quizzes that everyone seems to be doing nowadays. It seems even the somewhat intelligent people you know are finding out what math operator they are, or who their personality matches from Friends, or what skin colour they should be, or when and how they will die.

"Hey! You just took the pregnancy quiz, you will be knocked up on October 28th 2012 while in a gangbang with three men and have twins, but one of them will be a different skin colour."

*pulls hair out*




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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 10 on 7/6/2009 2:24 AM >
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I hate the quizzes, but not as much as I hate all the fucking zombie/vampire/gangster invitations.




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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 11 on 7/6/2009 4:05 AM >
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my hubby loves his mobile facebook - still has the "old" facebook - none of the annoying apps.

yeah, if you take one of those stupid-ass quizzes or do a list, etc...it will notify fucking everyone.




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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 12 on 7/6/2009 4:38 AM >
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ARGONIAN i want to be your facebook friend my email is [email protected] ">




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argonian 


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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 13 on 7/6/2009 5:23 AM >
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I have two accounts that I never use. I added you to one. I think you will be wildly disappointed.




Que pasa, baby?
M. Fuzzy 


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Machine Gun Bunnies!

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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 14 on 7/6/2009 5:53 AM >
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Just keep Superpoking her




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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 15 on 4/29/2013 5:31 PM >
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Oh, and delete any relative or family member that is more than 5 years older than you.


LOL!

My aunt just sent me a Facebook message the other day, and both my aunt and uncle sent me a friend request --- I'm still debating if I want to add them.

Thing is we never talk to most of my family aside from my grandma/grandpa. Partly because my mom is bipolar and has thoroughly pissed everyone off. To the point that no-one ever visits us. In a way I guess it would be cool to connect, but growing up I never knew them or even met most of them aside for maybe once or twice, so to me its like adding complete strangers.





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Re: Fucking Facebook
< Reply # 16 on 4/29/2013 8:19 PM >
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double post.



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