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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > If its yellow, let it mellow (Viewed 1523 times)
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If its yellow, let it mellow
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God,

I went over to the house of a friend of a family member today to help replace a broken power supply in the family PC. I had to take a leak, so i went into the restroom and saw a sign that said, "If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down". At first i thought it was a decorative humor sign, until i opened the lid to piss. There must have been 10 pisses in this toilet. There are 3 kids, and 2 adults in the house, and its their only restroom. It turns out these parents are such cheap asses, that theres a rule in the house that the toilet can only be flushed if someone does a dookie. Can you imagine that? Taking a dookie and having a cocktail of 10 rounds of piss splashing up on your ass, not to mention the stink from all the piss fermenting in the hot bathroom. Have you ever smelled urine when its had time to sit in the toilet?

I understand cutting bills here and there, but letting a toilet fill up with pee until someone takes a dookie is really over the top. Id say maybe 4 pee's max!




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Re: If its yellow, let it mellow
< Reply # 1 on 6/30/2009 2:25 AM >
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< Reply # 2 on 6/30/2009 2:29 AM >
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Re: If its yellow, let it mellow
< Reply # 3 on 6/30/2009 2:30 AM >
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That attitude was being quietly pushed by the authorities here about a year ago, when water supply levels were getting drastically low




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Re: If its yellow, let it mellow
< Reply # 4 on 6/30/2009 2:37 AM >
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< Reply # 5 on 6/30/2009 2:46 AM >
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at least the poo isnt being put on hold.




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< Reply # 6 on 6/30/2009 2:52 AM >
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Thats sick dude. I hope you flushed, sounds like it needed to be done.




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< Reply # 7 on 6/30/2009 5:06 AM >
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don't laugh when I lived up on the mountain that was standard practice. urine got left, fecal matter was flushed... course it helped that everyone had their own bathroom so it was only your own piss caressing your soft pasty white ass.




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< Reply # 8 on 6/30/2009 5:27 AM >
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< Reply # 9 on 6/30/2009 10:22 AM >
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Ewwwww. I would have flushed it out of spite before I went to the bathroom, and then again when I was finished.




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< Reply # 10 on 6/30/2009 10:55 AM >
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I can't imagine that if they are on public water supply. Geez get a water saving crapper or put a brick in the tank to save water.

Now with that being said we sometimes have to do that at our cabin in the mountains. If the water table is very low we run out of water in the well. However, someone always gets a barrel of water from the lake and we flush with a bucket so we don't have to leave it for long, that is gross. I am on a well at my house also. If I were to have problems with my well here I would do what my neighbors do. Rainwater barrels and they also flush with buckets when the well goes dry.




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< Reply # 11 on 7/1/2009 1:58 AM >
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Some friends of ours had that rule as well. However, that rule only applied for trips made after everyone has gone to bed for the night.

Turned out the toilet was quite noisy when it flushed (I almost jumped when it made a machine gun noise) so this was one of those, "We'll flush the urine down in the morning when everyone else is awake."

The rule finally was appealed when a plumber came in and fixed the problem.




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< Reply # 12 on 7/1/2009 2:16 AM >
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there are times i forget to flush... seriously. If I have like 90000 things going at once, after a hefty shit, i forget to flush. It's a surprise later on in the evening when I go back in to take a piss and there is this fermenting pile of used food in the bottom of the crapper... but to purposely allow this stuff to fester, sorry... not happening.




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Re: If its yellow, let it mellow
< Reply # 13 on 7/1/2009 7:09 AM >
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I think if it came down to that I would just take a piss in the backyard and only use the toilet for crapping.

They cant be saving that much on a water bill for them to be that cheap.




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there are times i forget to flush... seriously. If I have like 90000 things going at once, after a hefty shit, i forget to flush. It's a surprise later on in the evening when I go back in to take a piss and there is this fermenting pile of used food in the bottom of the crapper... but to purposely allow this stuff to fester, sorry... not happening.



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I recall a high-school acquaintance once seeing how long he could go without flushing the toilet at all. He lasted over a week, and I think his girlfriend left him.

The year after, he went on to train as a nurse.




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< Reply # 16 on 7/1/2009 2:22 PM >
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It's been proven in scientific journals that when urine is allowed to "mellow" in the toilet, that when the next person takes a dump and splashback occurs, any urine/poo contaminated water that enters the butthole during the brief moment it is gaping wide, will fester inside the butt after the butthole closes and actually provide a fertile breeding ground for new species of animals that arise due to this butty cocktail and the warmth of your butt. It's true, it's been written. It's a fact.




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< Reply # 17 on 7/1/2009 8:43 PM >
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That's just gross, especially with company around you'd think they would, you know, flush it.




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< Reply # 18 on 7/1/2009 9:35 PM >
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I would have flushed it 10+ times just to piss them off. Frickin' disgusting people.




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< Reply # 19 on 7/14/2009 12:28 AM >
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you should have dropped a duce and left it to ferment...




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