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Location: SoCal Gender: Male Total Likes: 23 likes
| | | | If its yellow, let it mellow < on 6/30/2009 2:24 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | God, I went over to the house of a friend of a family member today to help replace a broken power supply in the family PC. I had to take a leak, so i went into the restroom and saw a sign that said, "If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down". At first i thought it was a decorative humor sign, until i opened the lid to piss. There must have been 10 pisses in this toilet. There are 3 kids, and 2 adults in the house, and its their only restroom. It turns out these parents are such cheap asses, that theres a rule in the house that the toilet can only be flushed if someone does a dookie. Can you imagine that? Taking a dookie and having a cocktail of 10 rounds of piss splashing up on your ass, not to mention the stink from all the piss fermenting in the hot bathroom. Have you ever smelled urine when its had time to sit in the toilet? I understand cutting bills here and there, but letting a toilet fill up with pee until someone takes a dookie is really over the top. Id say maybe 4 pee's max!
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| KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | | Re: If its yellow, let it mellow < Reply # 14 on 7/1/2009 1:04 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Samurai there are times i forget to flush... seriously. If I have like 90000 things going at once, after a hefty shit, i forget to flush. It's a surprise later on in the evening when I go back in to take a piss and there is this fermenting pile of used food in the bottom of the crapper... but to purposely allow this stuff to fester, sorry... not happening.
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