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logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	"The Beer Shits"! < on 7/7/2009 6:01 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	ahhh the "Beer Shits"! Nothing cleans you out like the beer shits! all grossness aside, you know what i'm talking about! PROBLEM: I had a "3-bean burrito w/ hot peppers" enchilada and a large side order of inferno-Anti fajitas it was "ALL TALKING back at me"... The food wasn't cooperating with my stomach... SOLUTION: I got on the beer, lets just say there was tears of laughter, joy and pain, romance, sorrow and plenty of burning oh the burning... all day long! I'm OK now... thanks for asking, i have been through worst- like Battlebran's dad's homemade hot sauce! its HOT, it has a great flavour, a good burn and great after burn! how about you? you HAVE to have a story, its the internet no one knows who you really are so spill the beans... Like it did, literaily! [last edit 7/7/2009 6:02 AM by logtec - edited 1 times]
	They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

estherella Location: Richmond Hill, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes mascara sure and lipstick lost \| \| \|	Re: "The Beer Shits"! < Reply # 1 on 7/9/2009 3:38 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	liquor + some other impairing substances = lots of poop the next morning.
	"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse

logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	Re: "The Beer Shits"! < Reply # 2 on 7/16/2009 3:59 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	was that when we chilled with Elaine?
	They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

estherella

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mascara sure and lipstick lost

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Posted by logtec
was that when we chilled with Elaine?

more so our other friend, when we were camping...i showed that outhouse not to talk back to me the next day when we were at the log chute!

"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse

battlebran Location: Toronto Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes "I'm too drunk... to taste this chicken." - Col. Sanders. \| \|	Re: "The Beer Shits"! < Reply # 4 on 8/5/2009 3:24 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Last weekend after having lots of brew I was on the can 5 times the next day. Cleaned me RIGHT out. I decree beer the laxative of choice for all distinguished gentlemen everywhere. Ah lovely, frosty beer. Is there anything it can't do? [last edit 8/5/2009 3:25 AM by battlebran - edited 1 times]
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estherella

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Posted by battlebran
Ah lovely, frosty beer. Is there anything it can't do?

it can't travel through time...yet....

"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse

Planar Location: Ireland Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes Kemuri \| \|	Re: "The Beer Shits"! < Reply # 6 on 12/29/2009 9:49 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	But it can make you travel through time..

MrMusik Location: Meridian, MS Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \| \| \|	Re: "The Beer Shits"! < Reply # 7 on 1/17/2010 5:38 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	god dammit... I am so massively disappointed in this thread. What part of "PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!" did you people forget??? good god man... here I was... hoping...
	"She ain't no Cinderella when she's gettin' undressed, 'cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West!" -Nickelback -Shakin' Hands- "What makes bad kids bad? What makes them do the things they do? BOOZE, BABES, & BAD GUYS!" -Scum of the Earth -I Am The Scum-

logtec

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Posted by MrMusik
god dammit... I am so massively disappointed in this thread.

What part of "PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!" did you people forget???

good god man... here I was... hoping...

ohhh you want pic's...
alright...

They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

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Posted by logtec
ohhh you want pic's...
alright...

http://www.ratemypoo.com/bestof.html

logtec

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Posted by fatLouie

http://www.ratemypoo.com/bestof.html

nice!

They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

logtec

Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
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Posted by MrMusik
god dammit... I am so massively disappointed in this thread.

What part of "PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!" did you people forget???

good god man... here I was... hoping...

They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

estherella

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mascara sure and lipstick lost

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Posted by logtec

http://farm4.stati...957_e128ca5abb.jpg

deeeelish!!!

"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse

MrMusik Location: Meridian, MS Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \| \| \|	Re: "The Beer Shits"! < Reply # 13 on 2/11/2010 5:48 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	oh man... is that all you've got? I was hoping for more... ...you know, something like explosive runs shooting out of someone's asshole. Then you would win.
	"She ain't no Cinderella when she's gettin' undressed, 'cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West!" -Nickelback -Shakin' Hands- "What makes bad kids bad? What makes them do the things they do? BOOZE, BABES, & BAD GUYS!" -Scum of the Earth -I Am The Scum-

logtec

Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
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Posted by MrMusik
oh man... is that all you've got?

I was hoping for more...

...you know, something like explosive runs shooting out of someone's asshole.

Then you would win.

why don't you post a pic?
then i'll post a pic of a "Birthday Island"!
FYI: a birthday island is when you shit so much- in one sitting,
that the poo actually crests up and out of the water.

They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

logtec

Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
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Nice head, what's in the bag?

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Posted by MrMusik
god dammit... I am so massively disappointed in this thread.

What part of "PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!" did you people forget???

good god man... here I was... hoping...

They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

MrMusik

Location: Meridian, MS
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Posted by logtec

http://farm5.stati...313_d574717da5.jpg

*golf clap*

Well done, sir... Well done.

...and, thank you.

"She ain't no Cinderella when she's gettin' undressed, 'cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West!" -Nickelback -Shakin' Hands-

"What makes bad kids bad? What makes them do the things they do? BOOZE, BABES, & BAD GUYS!" -Scum of the Earth -I Am The Scum-

logtec

Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
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Posted by MrMusik

*golf clap*

Well done, sir... Well done.

...and, thank you.

this was explosive,
see how the bowl is all "spackled" with blast?

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They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

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