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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife? (Viewed 11063 times)
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Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife?
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It was in the newspaper under currant affairs.




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Re: Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife?
< Reply # 1 on 7/30/2009 9:24 PM >
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A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."




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Re: Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife?
< Reply # 2 on 7/30/2009 9:34 PM >
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The second one falls apart a little with the Canadian/correct pronunciation of "foyer".




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< Reply # 3 on 7/30/2009 9:36 PM >
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother phoned to ask how he was, the nurse said 'No change yet'.




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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his gf?






Homeless.






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Re: Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife?
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What did the doe say when she walked out of the woods?



















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whats brown and sticky

















a stick




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And then there was the cow that had an abortion.

























She was decaffinated!




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whats brown and sticky
a stick


I'm ashamed that I did a literal lol at that one.




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I'm ashamed that I did a literal lol at that one.


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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?














Dr Dre




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Why does Snoop carry around an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.




Did you hear about the gay magician?

He disappeared with a poof.




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Dr Dre





this is awesome. i officially in like with you now.




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Did you guys hear the one about the gay magician?



He disappeared with a poof!




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Did you guys hear the one about the gay magician?



He disappeared with a poof!


Um.
Yes, trent. He sure did.




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did you guys hear the one about how trent doesn't read other people's posts before he replies???





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Did you hear about the gay magician?

He disappeared with a poof.






leave the gun. take the cannoli.

hydrotherapy 

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Re: Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife?
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did you guys hear the one about how trent doesn't read other people's posts before he replies???










OOOH OOOH I KNOW THIS ONE!


Is the answer THC?




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OOOH OOOH I KNOW THIS ONE!


Is the answer THC?





no, silly. IT'S ALL THE WEED!!!




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Re: Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife?
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Are you all so sure about that?





Posted by hydrotherapy on 7/30/2009
What happened to the gay magician?




He disappeared with a poof.




Posted by hydrotherapy on 7/31/2009
Did you hear about the gay magician?

He disappeared with a poof.







Though when mosquitoes bite me, I'm sure they do get high.




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How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?












Three, one to change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and
creative uses of laudanum in a metaphysical environment.




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