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hydrotherapy Clever Girl
Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes
RPS is inside all of us
| | | | Re: Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife? < Reply # 28 on 8/3/2009 3:29 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Now I feel Roland has taken us to a new level of cringe. Fine.
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
Mahatma Gandhi, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super callused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.
A military adviser turns to the president and says, "Sir, a Brazilian died today in Iraq." The president folds over, his face in his hands, crying. When asked why he is reacting so strongly to the news, he responds, "I don't know how many a brazilian is, but that is so horrible."
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| SaraBellum Berkshire Hunt
Location: Villa Villekulla Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes
Coming to a cinema near you this summer.
| | | | Re: Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife? < Reply # 29 on 8/4/2009 1:45 AM > | Reply with Quote
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| [01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness "You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle |
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