Posted by KublaKhan This is the funniest thing I've encountered in a long time.

BAHAHA i totally agree

When i was in culinary school, a group of us went to a all night truck stop for breakfast. Its 3 am and the waitress is not even remotely attractive, my friend asks her if he could have anything on the menu, to which the waitress replies yes, he then throws the menu onto the floor and asks her to stand on it. She got mad and threw us all out.

hahahaah... well, maybe she thought he was mocking her..


as for me, i think the only time i have ever truly used a pick up 'line', was in 6th grade. i heard all these boys burping in the back of spanish class, including this one particular guy i thought was somewhat attractive (despite blond hair) and goofy... holding onto my chair looking backwards, i let out a loud forced burp. he whipped around, and with gaping mouth sort of yelled, "wow, i never heard a girl burp before!" later that day, in the auditorium he asked me to be his geeerlfreeend.

this 'relationship' lasted two weeks.

I picked up my last boyfriend by saying, "how come we never had wild monkey sex in high school?" This was years after we graduated and hadn't seen each other since school.

Posted by Neptune I picked up my last boyfriend by saying, "how come we never had wild monkey sex in high school?" This was years after we graduated and hadn't seen each other since school.

Then he dumped you to spend more time with his video games.

I invited someone on here to a romantic dinner in an abandonment and a drive in movie, that worked.

Posted by interval_signal I invited someone on here to a romantic dinner in an abandonment and a drive in movie, that worked.

If the car is a rockin', don't come a knockin'!