forums
new posts
donate
UER Store
events
location db
db map
search
members
faq
terms of service
privacy policy
register
login




UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Cat Fancy > 'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts (Viewed 2678 times)
G to the Race 


Total Likes: 305 likes


Hi!

 |  | 
'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts
< on 8/30/2009 7:21 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
I really don't need half a mouse on my porch, thx.




You betcha
KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Total Likes: 207 likes


With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

 |  | 
Re: 'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts
< Reply # 1 on 9/2/2009 6:33 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Try a ripped-open rat with half a face, no feet and a tail bitten in two.




"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS
aurelie 


Location: pacific northwest
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 48 likes


high tech:: low life.

 |  |  | website
Re: 'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts
< Reply # 2 on 9/2/2009 6:35 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
i slept over at a friend's house once. She got out of bed, stepped on something, and heard a crunch.

friend: Aurelie, i can't see without my glasses. What did i just step on?

me: ...that would be the lower half of a squirrel.

friend: neat.




reckless thoughts abide; anachronistic and impulsive.

loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing.
argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 6 likes


"Now with added cats!"

 |  | 
Re: 'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts
< Reply # 3 on 9/2/2009 6:41 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
I looked under my couch for something once and found a decapitated robin with maggots coming out of its neck.

I would say at least once a week I am given the gift of a dead mouse or bird. I don't mind so much, this issue is when they are hidden and rot.




Que pasa, baby?
hydrotherapy 

Clever Girl


Location: Circle of Least Confusion
Total Likes: 9 likes


RPS is inside all of us

 |  |  | Ward9
Re: 'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts
< Reply # 4 on 9/3/2009 3:17 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by argonian
I looked under my couch for something once and found a decapitated robin with maggots coming out of its neck.

I would say at least once a week I am given the gift of a dead mouse or bird. I don't mind so much, this issue is when they are hidden and rot.


If it was hidden it was NOT A GIFT.




Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 6 likes


"Now with added cats!"

 |  | 
Re: 'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts
< Reply # 5 on 9/3/2009 3:27 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
I should have been more clear. The robin was hidden, which was a very rare occurrence. Normally the gifts are beside the toilet and my computer chair.




Que pasa, baby?
aurelie 


Location: pacific northwest
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 48 likes


high tech:: low life.

 |  |  | website
Re: 'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts
< Reply # 6 on 9/12/2009 3:40 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
i was cleaning out my room, found a "birthday card" my friend made a while ago, and was amused at its relevancy to this thread.





reckless thoughts abide; anachronistic and impulsive.

loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing.
UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Cat Fancy > 'Preciate ya, feline friends but nthx on the gifts (Viewed 2678 times)


Add a poll to this thread



This thread is in a public category, and can't be made private.



All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire.
To contact webmaster, or click to email with problems or other questions about this site: UER CONTACT
View Terms of Service | View Privacy Policy | Server colocation provided by Beanfield
This page was generated for you in 109 milliseconds. Since June 23, 2002, a total of 738466289 pages have been generated.