I already told Sara about this. argonian, cover your eyes now.

So, I went and saw about this job as a shuttle driver today. It was at a "recovery center," so I was figuring I'd be shuttling around a bunch of druggies or something, right?

WRONG. Women's recovery center for domestic abuse!

I walk in and there's trashy-hot twenty-something-year-old women everywhere. And I'm all dressed nice for an interview and getting eyeballed up and down with flirty looks. It was like I stepped into Manwhore Heaven.

They aren't making a decision until later in the week, but I am going to hound the shit out of them about this job.

Oh you lucky bastard.

I've called you a bad man so often that it's starting to lose its impact.

Posted by White Rabbit I already told Sara about this. argonian, cover your eyes now. So, I went and saw about this job as a shuttle driver today. It was at a "recovery center," so I was figuring I'd be shuttling around a bunch of druggies or something, right? WRONG. Women's recovery center for domestic abuse! I walk in and there's trashy-hot twenty-something-year-old women everywhere. And I'm all dressed nice for an interview and getting eyeballed up and down with flirty looks. It was like I stepped into Manwhore Heaven. They aren't making a decision until later in the week, but I am going to hound the shit out of them about this job.

Fortunately, you're a sensitive man, with a pure heart and a soft shoulder for them to cry on.

Send pics PRONTO after you get the gig. I'm praying for you.

I can't think of a person with more skill and a better temperament for exploiting damaged women at their most vulnerable.

I used to be pretty good at that too, but it is a young man's game.

God speed.

Oh...and if you need a reference, I can provide it.

I will pray to my Lord Satan that you get this "job."
Finally - your day job and hobby can be aligned.

Posted by White Rabbit I already told Sara about this. argonian, cover your eyes now. So, I went and saw about this job as a shuttle driver today. It was at a "recovery center," so I was figuring I'd be shuttling around a bunch of druggies or something, right? WRONG. Women's recovery center for domestic abuse! I walk in and there's trashy-hot twenty-something-year-old women everywhere. And I'm all dressed nice for an interview and getting eyeballed up and down with flirty looks. It was like I stepped into Manwhore Heaven. They aren't making a decision until later in the week, but I am going to hound the shit out of them about this job.

Posted by DevilC I will pray to my Lord Satan that you get this "job." Finally - your day job and hobby can be aligned.

I'll take a cash donation over your weak prayers anytime.

Woooooooooooooooooo. I got called back for an interview tomorrow. I am gonna kiss ass like I never have before.

Well... Might've blown the interview. It was hard to tell. Definitely could've gone better, but oh well. I hate those dumbass questions they ask you like, "Name a time when you had to resolve a conflict." Can never think of a good answer on the spot. They seemed to be impressed with my experience and work history, though, attendance, all that.

Plus, there seem to be a lot more duties than just driving the ladies around. You have to actually deal with them, escort them to therapy, and generally boss them around. Personally, I was thrilled about that. They seemed to think, though, because I am not a particularly aggressive person in real life, that I might be easily manipulated by the women. IRONIC AIN'T IT?

The correct answer to the conflict question would have been thus:

I was tempted to fuck her in the mouth/ass, but she was my father's new wife, and I didn't want to start a fight between my father and myself, because he's rich and I'm his only son, and I stand to inherit a huge sum of cash upon his death. It required a major commitment on my part, and there was much internal conflict as to what I should do. I'm glad I handled it the way I did. When he died six weeks later, I got the money AND his wife.

Next time, call me in advance for advice.

Man, I'm really bummed out about this. I don't think I'm gonna get it, and I really wanted it.

I saw manwhore Mecca. I want to go back.

Tell them about your father's new wife and the money.

Posted by KublaKhan Tell them about your father's new wife and the money.

What I should've done is shown them the list of women I've fucked and said, "See? I can get women to do what I want."

Yes yes yes. Next time, you'll be more prepared.

Posted by argonian I can't think of a person with more skill and a better temperament for exploiting damaged women at their most vulnerable.

Yeah, I knew a Guy in High School like WR.

Everyone who knows him calls him Mikey-No-Shame.

WR, careful if you get this job. I used to live across the street from a women's shelter, and damn, you can start to feel really bad for them. First thing you know, you want to fix her problems, fix her life and make her your own.

Danger Will Robinson. Danger.

Agreed. There's the risk of permanent attachment, of developing strong emotional connection to the sensitive rescue figure. Some of these women will have children, and THEY might become emotionally attached to that figure as well.

I.e. "Are you my new daddy?"

You don't want that.

Posted by KublaKhan I.e. "Are you my new daddy?"

For WR, that's just planning ahead.