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siologen Location: Melbourne, Australia. Total Likes: 31 likes I Go Where The Drains Are \| \| \|	Jizz in your pubes. < on 9/17/2009 6:35 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	...is a bitch... But shaving rash is worse... or is it? Discuss. N dont get me started on shower jizz... like fucking Clag glue....
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TRAINS Foaming at the Mouth Location: Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 35 likes Ask me about my coupling equipment! \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 1 on 9/17/2009 6:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Pubes suck. Trim them low to avoid rash/razor burn but to allow easy cleanups. I second you on shower jizz. There must be some chemical reaction that occurs and physically bonds the jizz and ceramic/tile floor/tub.
	Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep

shellyl Location: Lenoir NC Gender: Female Total Likes: 10 likes I have learned not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things. \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 2 on 9/17/2009 7:22 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	After shaving use some peroxide on a cotton ball and follow up with solid antiperspirant and deodorant. It keeps the razor bumps away. Edit: Yes I do mean in the pubic area. [last edit 9/17/2009 7:26 PM by shellyl - edited 1 times]
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Esoterik Location: Kansas City Gender: Male Total Likes: 122 likes \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 3 on 9/17/2009 7:33 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Just don't use Nair
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Oryx Location: Who knows Gender: Neither Total Likes: 41 likes :\| \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 4 on 9/17/2009 7:52 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	There's a specific way you're supposed to shave that keeps them away. Main thing is to go SLOW. I hate having them too. Pain in the ass.

don_corleyone Location: F/RoX Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes I have abandonment issues \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 5 on 9/17/2009 7:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	sounds like jay and i subscribe to the same school of pubic grooming. why am i not surprised?
	leave the gun. take the cannoli.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 6 on 9/18/2009 12:25 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Please post photographic examples. k/thnx
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sYnOnYx Location: Las Vegas , NV Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes what happens here, doesnt stay here. \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 7 on 9/18/2009 12:48 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	+1 for the trim. Shows off the package better and it makes it look like you actually care about your hygiene
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logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 8 on 9/18/2009 3:32 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	#1 never arch in the tub, your seed will stick to you like glue! #2 males- don't shave, trim. why? if you shave then catch a look at yourself in a full-length mirror, you'll look like a tall infant! #3 females- shave or trim. * nothing kills the mood like peeling off her cloths to find out she's a bushmaster! [last edit 9/18/2009 3:40 AM by logtec - edited 1 times]
	They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

fedge

Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada
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Posted by Oryx
There's a specific way you're supposed to shave that keeps them away. Main thing is to go SLOW. I hate having them too. Pain in the ass.

I suspect the pain is not in the ass.

Posted by logtec
#3 females- shave or trim. * nothing kills the mood like peeling off her cloths to find out she's a bushmaster!

Problem is, if she shaves then she'll look like a tall infant as well. There's an episode of Californication where David Duchovny posited that women that shave look like girls and "it's creepy". Sometimes you just want to have the feeling that what you're doing is legal.

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TRAINS Foaming at the Mouth Location: Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 35 likes Ask me about my coupling equipment! \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 10 on 9/18/2009 1:22 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	You guys all need to buy Merkins! I own 23! My favourite is ZEBRA. http://www.youtube...atch?v=QwhMbLVI2QE Hahaha
	Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep

don_corleyone

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I have abandonment issues

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Posted by TRAINS
You guys all need to buy Merkins!

I own 23! My favourite is ZEBRA.

http://www.youtube...atch?v=QwhMbLVI2QE

Hahaha

merkins are SOOOO 18th century

leave the gun. take the cannoli.

TRAINS Foaming at the Mouth Location: Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 35 likes Ask me about my coupling equipment! \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 12 on 9/18/2009 1:50 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I love your leopard print one, baby.
	Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep

don_corleyone

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I have abandonment issues

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Posted by TRAINS
I love your leopard print one, baby.

i'll wear it tonight!!!

;-p

leave the gun. take the cannoli.

TRAINS Foaming at the Mouth Location: Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 35 likes Ask me about my coupling equipment! \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 14 on 9/18/2009 2:04 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep

Oryx

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Posted by KublaKhan
Please post photographic examples.

k/thnx

logtec

Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
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Nice head, what's in the bag?

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Posted by fedge

I suspect the pain is not in the ass.

Problem is, if she shaves then she'll look like a tall infant as well. There's an episode of Californication where David Duchovny posited that women that shave look like girls and "it's creepy". Sometimes you just want to have the feeling that what you're doing is legal.

ha, i hear you on that!

now some smell is good, its only natural, but a big bush holds smell, alot of "urine" smell. i know every girl has gone down on a guy with onion balls but not washing before adult relations is disrespectful.

i'm not saying i like young girls and oh how much fun was had in high school, but it is also not the 70's/80's either. if she wants me to eat it, then she'll maintain it.

next time you find yourself in that "perv" feeling situation, just pay some extra attention to her breasts and that whole "perv" feeling will be gone. if she has tattoos or piercing there is nothing to worry about.

They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

argonian Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 6 likes "Now with added cats!" \| \|	Re: Jizz in your pubes. < Reply # 17 on 9/18/2009 9:02 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	You people all disgust me.
	Que pasa, baby?

MutantMandias

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Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
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Posted by argonian
You people all disgust me.

NOW I'm turned on.

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battlebran

Location: Toronto
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Posted by argonian
You people all disgust me.

Ha ha! Prude!!!

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