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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > Dumb Jokes That Are Funny (Viewed 4731 times)

hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < on 9/20/2009 5:04 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Somehow, I thought of Meta. http://www.dumbjokesthatarefunny.com/
	Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

TRAINS Foaming at the Mouth Location: Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 35 likes Ask me about my coupling equipment! \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 1 on 9/20/2009 5:47 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	the ba-dum-tch scared the fucking shit out of me Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
	Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 2 on 9/20/2009 9:53 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Funny Old, but funny.
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argonian Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 6 likes "Now with added cats!" \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 3 on 9/20/2009 9:55 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I have tried to get it, but I don't get it.
	Que pasa, baby?

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 4 on 9/20/2009 9:58 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I'm pretty sure it serves up a joke randomly, so your experience may have differed from mine.
	http://www.longexposure.net

argonian Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 6 likes "Now with added cats!" \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 5 on 9/20/2009 10:00 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I don't get this.... Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. I know I am likely just missing something simple, but I can't get it.
	Que pasa, baby?

MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 6 on 9/20/2009 10:05 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	If you don't understand why a loaf of bread can't fly a fucking plane, then I am not letting you plan my vacation.
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argonian Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 6 likes "Now with added cats!" \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 7 on 9/20/2009 10:18 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I thought there was a pun in there I wasn't getting.
	Que pasa, baby?

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 8 on 9/20/2009 10:27 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	No, I don't think there's a pun. The version I heard was that the pilot was a tomato, which is much funnier.
	http://www.longexposure.net

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Posted by metawaffle
No, I don't think there's a pun. The version I heard was that the pilot was a tomato, which is much funnier.

You mean like:

Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato.

Oh...yeah, totally. Much funnier.

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Shael Location: Witherbee, NY. Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes Baaaaah. \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 10 on 9/20/2009 11:21 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Well, back in the earlier part of the 20th century...tomato referred to a woman, a really stupid woman, so that would make sense....stupid, but it would still make sense. Shael
	"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".

metawaffle

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Posted by Shael
Well, back in the earlier part of the 20th century...tomato referred to a woman, a really stupid woman, so that would make sense....stupid, but it would still make sense.

Shael

Suddenly, that whole "you say tomayto, I say tomahto" thing takes on a whole new significance!

http://www.longexposure.net

MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 12 on 9/21/2009 12:37 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a woman. Yeah, that does make a lot more sense at least.
	mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being

Squidgit Location: Brighton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 2 likes There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me \| \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 13 on 9/21/2009 11:30 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	These jokes make me laugh when I'm high as a kite
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KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 14 on 9/21/2009 11:37 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Why did the woman crash the place? CLICK
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

Shael Location: Witherbee, NY. Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes Baaaaah. \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 15 on 9/21/2009 11:44 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	(slaps KK) Thanks for that stupid link. Shael
	"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".

yokes Location: Toronto Gender: Male Total Likes: 596 likes I aim to misbehave \| \| \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 16 on 9/22/2009 2:52 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
	"Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water and stupid men." - Richard Nickel

argonian Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 6 likes "Now with added cats!" \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 17 on 9/22/2009 3:13 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	This one I understood.
	Que pasa, baby?

hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 18 on 9/22/2009 3:57 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
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don_corleyone Location: F/RoX Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes I have abandonment issues \| \|	Re: Dumb Jokes That Are Funny < Reply # 19 on 9/22/2009 1:34 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	did you guys hear about the corduroy pillows? no? they're making a lot of headlines.
	leave the gun. take the cannoli.

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