I'm already going 10km over the limit in a residential area and some asstard is tailgating me. I tap my breaks and he gets even more impatient, continuing to tailgate right up close to my bumper. I'm tempted to slam on my breaks but the inconvenience is not worth trying to illustrate how tailgating is a bad idea to this idiot. They wouldn't learn any lesson anyways.

Sorry...but you were driving like my grandmother.

This just happened to me on the way to work this morning. I break checked him as he was tailgating me and he also got all pissy. I was also going at least 15mph over the limit. He started waving his arms around in a "move out of the way motion" so I gave him the "Jersey State Bird" to which he flailed around even more. Then I slow down and stay directly parallel to someone who was driving even slower so that the prick couldn't pass us. This lasted for about 10 miles.

Yeah. Fuck those people. I love pissing off asshole drivers. When someone starts blasting shitty rap music I start blasting polka, country, or bluegrass even louder. I'm gonna get shot one day...

Posted by Oryx Then I slow down and stay directly parallel to someone who was driving even slower so that the prick couldn't pass us. This lasted for about 10 miles.

This is one of the best ways to deal with dick drivers.

I like to spray my windshield when people are tailgating. I usually lay on the fluid for a good minute or so. Works well especially if their car was clean at the time.

Hmm that's a good idea. I'll try that tomorrow.

Count on it.

Posted by Oryx I'm gonna get shot one day...

I like to slam on my breaks for a second or so and let them freak out because they think they're going to cream me. Then they usually back off a bit.

yeah and then there are those people whom you all brake check and then when they get around you, STOMP on the brake pedal at 65 mph.

my one and a half year old rear-faces in her car seat and probably will until she's 3-4 (depending on weight)

i'm working on teaching her how to give the finger.

Left lane is for passing, If you aren't doing so, kindly GTFO.

Posted by Ares Left lane is for passing, If you aren't doing so, kindly GTFO.

I've had this happen too many times in the RIGHT hand lane and on streets where there is no left hand lane. And when I motion for them to pass (and slow down to let them pass safely), they will stay behind.

I'm thinking of rigging my car with some kind of spray that gives an extremely nauseating stench that would just go beautifully into their heater. Couple that with a "Any closer and I'll fart" sign in the back window of my car.

The idea came after hitting a skunk a couple of years ago. The stench that rolled into the car was quite memorable to say the least!

Posted by Ares Left lane is for passing, If you aren't doing so, kindly GTFO.

No, no, the right lane is for passing.

Crazy people!

Posted by metawaffle No, no, the right lane shoulder is for passing. Crazy people!

Fix'd

Posted by big dave I like to spray my windshield when people are tailgating. I usually lay on the fluid for a good minute or so. Works well especially if their car was clean at the time.

That is one of my favorite tricks.

Another good one is only for use in the daytime. Just turn on your lights. Your rear lights come on and they think you hit the brakes. You keep on cruising while watching their ass end raise up because they slammed on their brakes.


I also enjoy flicking my cigarettes out the window and towards them.

I got a $200 ticket for tail gating about a month ago.






































_{...Still havent paid it.}

Posted by PorkChopExpress That is one of my favorite tricks. Another good one is only for use in the daytime. Just turn on your lights. Your rear lights come on and they think you hit the brakes. You keep on cruising while watching their ass end raise up because they slammed on their brakes.

lol I like that one, I think I'll try it on the freeway tomorrow morning.

Posted by PorkChopExpress Another good one is only for use in the daytime. Just turn on your lights. Your rear lights come on and they think you hit the brakes. You keep on cruising while watching their ass end raise up because they slammed on their brakes.

Hey, didn't that trick get used in a movie...? Possibly Clint Eastwood in The Eiger Sanction?


Personally, I base my own strategies on Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by metawaffle Hey, didn't that trick get used in a movie...? Possibly Clint Eastwood in The Eiger Sanction? Personally, I base my own strategies on Dumb and Dumber.

Did it? I honestly don't remember. My dad taught me that trick when I was 16.

Posted by PorkChopExpress I also enjoy flicking my cigarettes out the window and towards them.

Or gum.