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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Rumours, Blackmale, Bullshit, and Lies > AXLE IS GETTING MARRIED (Viewed 9113 times)
KONG 

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AXLE IS GETTING MARRIED
< on 9/26/2009 8:23 PM >
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OMG OMG OMG

He just told me at the last meet that he has a new girlfriend and they're getting married already!

CONGRATULATIONS AXLE!




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good plan, poorly executed.

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< Reply # 1 on 9/26/2009 9:10 PM >
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OMG OMG OMG

He just told me at the last meet that he has a new girlfriend and they're getting married already!

CONGRATULATIONS AXLE!


OMG, the one is the red coat? wow!!!! im so happy for you axle!!! can i be the flower girl?




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< Reply # 2 on 9/26/2009 9:23 PM >
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Congrats, Axle.

p.s. does this mean you can have sex now?




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< Reply # 3 on 9/26/2009 9:45 PM >
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Congrats and best wishes for a long and wonderful life together!




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< Reply # 4 on 9/26/2009 10:12 PM >
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Congratulations, Axle!!!





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KONG 

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Re: AXLE IS GETTING MARRIED
< Reply # 5 on 9/27/2009 1:30 PM >
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Yes Axle,

May god bless you on life's most wonderful journey.




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Re: AXLE IS GETTING MARRIED
< Reply # 6 on 9/27/2009 2:34 PM >
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Congrats, Axle.

p.s. does this mean you can have sex now?


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< Reply # 7 on 9/28/2009 9:52 AM >
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It won't last




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< Reply # 8 on 10/2/2009 12:19 AM >
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i was holding out to mate with you, but i guess congrats all the same.




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< Reply # 9 on 10/2/2009 12:20 AM >
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HA! Thanks for all the well wishes (except for SLOTH and Yokes).

Yes Olive, you can be the flower girl when I actually do get married...



[last edit 10/2/2009 12:21 AM by Axle - edited 1 times]

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< Reply # 10 on 10/2/2009 12:21 AM >
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CONGRATULATIONS AXLE AND LEVITICUS




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< Reply # 11 on 10/2/2009 12:23 AM >
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can i be the ringbearer?




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< Reply # 12 on 10/4/2009 3:13 AM >
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Can I be the adulterer?




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KONG 

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< Reply # 13 on 10/5/2009 1:14 AM >
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you wish




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< Reply # 14 on 11/23/2009 4:43 AM >
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Sucker.




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I guess.

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< Reply # 15 on 1/29/2010 5:41 PM >
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Congrats, Axle.

p.s. does this mean you can have sex now?


Upon reading that I laughed hard enough my eyes watered.




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I guess.

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< Reply # 16 on 1/29/2010 5:45 PM >
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i was holding out to mate with you, but i guess congrats all the same.


They don't call it raep because everyone consented.



This also brings up another good question. Who would win in a fight: Axle or msgsudz?

To solve this problem I will need a case of beer, some paper and a pen, then you guys will have to fight.

I will get drunk and doodle poorly drawn penises that read LOLDONGS down the middle while you do the fighting.

This, of course, will also be the honeymoon for Axle's wedding.




msgsudz 


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They don't call it raep because everyone consented.



This also brings up another good question. Who would win in a fight: Axle or msgsudz?

To solve this problem I will need a case of beer, some paper and a pen, then you guys will have to fight.

I will get drunk and doodle poorly drawn penises that read LOLDONGS down the middle while you do the fighting.

This, of course, will also be the honeymoon for Axle's wedding.


lolz...i didn't see this until now.




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< Reply # 18 on 3/22/2010 12:33 PM >
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lolz...i didn't see this until now.


Who do I call for box seats to this event?




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KONG 

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This also brings up another good question. Who would win in a fight: Axle or msgsudz?



HOLY POOP

it's been 4 months and I just saw this..

I think msgsudz would win. I haven't met him but I'm still willing to bet on him.




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