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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > How not to park (Viewed 1825 times)

M. Fuzzy Location: GTA Gender: Male Total Likes: 3 likes Machine Gun Bunnies! \| \|	How not to park < on 10/29/2009 7:34 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Woman driver in a BMW X5 parking at a fitness centre in Thornhill ON (near Toronto): http://www.youtube...re=player_embedded
	Keep it fuzzy.

yokes Location: Toronto Gender: Male Total Likes: 596 likes I aim to misbehave \| \| \| \|	Re: How not to park < Reply # 1 on 10/29/2009 7:37 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I'm impressed with the X5's ability to climb.
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Swiffer Location: Smithfield, VA Gender: Neither Total Likes: 0 likes High Priest, First National Church of Bacon \| \| \|	Re: How not to park < Reply # 2 on 10/30/2009 1:14 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Reason #49 to revoke driver's licenses: Stupid people that can't differentiate between the BRAKE pedal and the ACCELERATOR. Reminds me of the time my ex tried to drive my car. Let's just say people like her are the reasons curbs are around.
	We avoid risks in life so we can make it safely to death. Don't fuck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking. BUTTHURT! BUTTHURT EVERYWHERE!

olive Location: hamilton Gender: Female Total Likes: 1 like good plan, poorly executed. \| \| \|	Re: How not to park < Reply # 3 on 10/30/2009 1:26 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	im an awesome driver but i cant park to save my life. part of that is driving a truck.
	Sorry, what was that you were saying about forever alone?

musket boy

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Re: How not to park
< Reply # 4 on 10/30/2009 1:33 AM >
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Posted by olive
im an awesome driver but i cant park to save my life. part of that is driving a truck.

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try backing in, its much easier

uering

rainman8889

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Bye for now.

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Posted by Mr. Fuzzy
Woman driver in a BMW X5 parking at a fitness centre in Thornhill ON (near Toronto):

http://www.youtube...re=player_embedded

Yeah, I heard about this one. Glad to hear she was caught. Hope she loses her licence.

Posted by musket boy

try backing in, its much easier

That and practicing. Many times I wasn't able to find parking because someone was taking up two or three spaces.

As someone who owned a pickup and an SUV, I know it can be difficult at first. After a while, it gets very easy.

Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: How not to park < Reply # 6 on 10/31/2009 10:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Yes yes...drive away as though nothing has happened.
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Swiffer

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< Reply # 7 on 11/1/2009 7:48 AM >
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Posted by KublaKhan
Yes yes...drive away as though nothing has happened.

* Swiffer passes hand in front of officer

'This is not the truck you're looking for. Move along.'

We avoid risks in life so we can make it safely to death.
Don't fuck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking.
BUTTHURT! BUTTHURT EVERYWHERE!

Swiffer Location: Smithfield, VA Gender: Neither Total Likes: 0 likes High Priest, First National Church of Bacon \| \| \|	Re: How not to park < Reply # 8 on 12/13/2009 8:27 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Olive, this might help you a little. Hope you did well in school... Parking Unfail
	We avoid risks in life so we can make it safely to death. Don't fuck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking. BUTTHURT! BUTTHURT EVERYWHERE!

olive

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good plan, poorly executed.

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< Reply # 9 on 12/13/2009 3:08 PM >
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Posted by Swiffer
Olive, this might help you a little. Hope you did well in school...

Parking Unfail

i'm not good at math

Sorry, what was that you were saying about forever alone?

atomx Location: Brighton, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \| \|	Re: How not to park < Reply # 10 on 12/13/2009 3:26 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Not for the layman, or even for use by any driver. But it's use will come out when programmers need to design another piece of software to park your car when automation becomes more prevalent. [last edit 12/13/2009 3:26 PM by atomx - edited 1 times]
	"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Richard Cook

Wiccan Location: Hamilton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes \| \|	Re: How not to park < Reply # 11 on 12/13/2009 7:17 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	It's mostly angle parking where I live. Most people have huge SUV's so trying to back out without getting smacked by a passing car is always fun.

M. Fuzzy

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Posted by Swiffer
Parking Unfail

Leave it to a University Professor to make an easy problem harder...

Hey, how about just finding another spot?

Keep it fuzzy.

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