It's always the Smart cars with the lame vanity plates. But, this one kind of fits...

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And then there's certain ethnic groups who make it somewhat easy to identify who's behind the wheel, so when you encounter enough of them driving poorly, it becomes hard not to stereotype:

I once saw a little compact car with the vanity license plate: 30mgp ha. I wish I'd taken a picture.

my buddy has a suped up turbo something, its an extremely fast car.
his licence plate is something like "I11II1II", apparently at high speeds its hard for cops to read or capture a pictures of. he says he can easily out run the cops... sure you can!

Posted by logtec my buddy has a suped up turbo something, its an extremely fast car. his licence plate is something like "I11II1II", apparently at high speeds its hard for cops to read or capture a pictures of. he says he can easily out run the cops... sure you can!

you can. the majority of Crown Vickies are limited to 120mph.
i, of course, don't advocate a)being an idiot, b)running from the cops or c)endangering other peoples' lives but it is comforting to know that if one ever needs to exercise that option, there is a good chance of success...

Posted by Mr. Fuzzy It's always the Smart cars with the lame vanity plates. But, this one kind of fits... click to view

I fucking HATE smart cars. So much.

Posted by Oryx I fucking HATE smart cars. So much.

I want to run up to one on a windy day and see if I can tip it. Like cow tipping. Only not.



Driving to my parents' pisses me off. Especially when 1. my radio decides to fucking break down at the beginning of the voyage, leaving me sans music for the rest of the trip, and 2. when there's an accident that JUST happened in the lane I'm in, forcing me to slow down and get stuck behind a moron while we wait with a growing line of traffic behind us to move over and go around, and when there finally is a break in cars, I, trying to be the nice guy, flash my lights at him to let him go first, but oh no, moron doesn't move, thus missing our only chance, and all the cars BEHIND us are going around just fine, until finally there is a minuscule gap in cars, and I, driving a stick and by now astronomically pissed off, floor it and peel out, narrowly missing moron's bumper and pissing both the people in front of me and the people behind me off.

Chain laws. I fucking hate chain laws.

Posted by snap228 I want to run up to one on a windy day and see if I can tip it. Like cow tipping. Only not.

http://www.justagu...smart-car-tipping/

Posted by Samurai you can. the majority of Crown Vickies are limited to 120mph. i, of course, don't advocate a)being an idiot, b)running from the cops or c)endangering other peoples' lives but it is comforting to know that if one ever needs to exercise that option, there is a good chance of success...

ya, thats for sure.

Posted by MindHacker http://www.justagu...smart-car-tipping/

Ahahahaha. Brilliant!

Posted by fedge Are you sure? Because if someone merging onto the freeway is running out of merge lane, they'll be forced to stop, creating the potential for a very bad series of collisions.

Yeah, I'm sure it's the law, but I would let them in anyway

You! The asshat in a maroon CRV. PA plate GDC-1927 on i-80 W who got off in Mercer PA. If I see you again I will demonstrate the mexican hat dance on your head. I'm in a big truck. I know. But for the love of xmas did you pass me on a hill then proceeds to slow down? I need my momentum dammit. I weigh 80,000 pounds. Then when I go to pass your non driving ass you decide to match my speed in my blind spot? I speed up so do you. I slow down so do you. Arrrrrrgh!

Posted by jeepdave You! The asshat in a maroon CRV. PA plate GDC-1927 on i-80 W who got off in Mercer PA. If I see you again I will demonstrate the mexican hat dance on your head. I'm in a big truck. I know. But for the love of xmas did you pass me on a hill then proceeds to slow down? I need my momentum dammit. I weigh 80,000 pounds. Then when I go to pass your non driving ass you decide to match my speed in my blind spot? I speed up so do you. I slow down so do you. Arrrrrrgh!

Hm. When driving through Kansas a couple years ago, a trucker kept doing that to me, presumably to look down my shirt and/or hope I ran out of gas so he could "help" me. Perhaps it was the same guy. If you end up doing the hat dance on is his head, make sure you don't wear a dress. He's a pervert.

Posted by Emma Peel presumably to look down my shirt

I could better ascertain the situation if pics were made available.

Posted by Emma Peel Hm. When driving through Kansas a couple years ago, a trucker kept doing that to me, presumably to look down my shirt and/or hope I ran out of gas so he could "help" me. Perhaps it was the same guy. If you end up doing the hat dance on is his head, make sure you don't wear a dress. He's a pervert.

Um, I'm the trucker. And its a kilt dammit.

Posted by jeepdave Um, I'm the trucker. And its a kilt dammit.

I know. I attempted to find a way to blame it all on YOU, but I wasn't being creative enough, at the time. So I was just suggesting that perhaps it was his day off.

something that irritates me while driving is seeing those bootleg "Calvin" stickers on rear windows with a lookalike kid peeing on something....leave Calvin alone!

Once again, I'm posting about people who toss their lit cigarettes out their vehicle.

Snow + ice + cold + holiday traffic + tolls + 16-hour drives.

Damnasshell.

Edit: Also, my clutch leaks a bit so... Driving in bumper-to-bumper traffic after it has recently been bled, and then having to accelerate quickly immediately afterward. Damn it.

Posted by Emma Peel Snow + ice + cold + holiday traffic + tolls + 16-hour drives. Damnasshell. Edit: Also, my clutch leaks a bit so... Driving in bumper-to-bumper traffic after it has recently been bled, and then having to accelerate quickly immediately afterward. Damn it.

next time you should try flying...
well maybe not, its just as bad!