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junkyard 


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Shady Couch Pissers
< on 11/30/2009 8:50 AM >
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You have selected a gross and obscene board to be a member of. Tha's what makes it so fun. All you need to do is post pictures of couches being leaked on. Please no faces. That just ruins it. I'm out of state and will have to get some pics when I get back. But feel free to post your own pictures of pissing on some poor sack's couch.




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< Reply # 1 on 12/20/2009 12:41 AM >
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Where's that picture from BHOD??? I know there was a shady couch pisser there because I took the picture!!!




junkyard 


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< Reply # 2 on 12/21/2009 4:33 PM >
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I'm lazy, but finals are done in T-3 hours. Also WAY too much court shit for non-paying scumbags. But since this is so important to getting this board going, I'll do it when I get home. I guess we're going bowling after school......that's the one with naked-lady playing cards and beer, right? If so, there may be yet another shady couch pissing.....




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< Reply # 3 on 12/21/2009 5:36 PM >
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...It was our friend Jeremy's first night a gay bar. nervously, he left to go use the bathroom. he returned claiming he had to ask one of the female impersonator's which one was the men's room. apparently she responded with "it's all universal". later on that night we all crashed at another friends apartment. around six in the morning we woke up to the our friend yelling at Jeremy, "what the fuck are you doing? cut it out!" Jeremy was sleep walking and ended pissing all over our friend and his couch, yelling, "IT'S ALL UNIVERSAL, MAN!"





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junkyard 


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< Reply # 4 on 12/22/2009 6:15 PM >
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I did not. I said "The whole universe is going to hell."


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Some guy we don't even know.

Also you'd be supprised what Google turns up for shady couch pissing and such.


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< Reply # 5 on 1/12/2010 5:55 PM >
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HI LEXI

Oh...wrong number. Sorry. But as long as I'm here, I once had a house guest 18 or so years ago who got drunk and passed out on my couch. Thing is, dude was blind (still is, assuming he's still alive), and I guess because it was an unfamiliar house, he just let-er-rip. Hi got his companion dog drunk too, but it didn't piss anywhere except in my asshole room-mate's bed.





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< Reply # 6 on 1/21/2010 10:28 PM >
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I love that video so much. The guy says, "What the fuck is up with our house? People walk in off the street, piss in our fridge, piss on our couch." Great stuff.




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< Reply # 8 on 1/24/2010 10:50 PM >
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I've had my couch pissed on more than once, and one sleep walking drunk pissed in and on my oven.

But I'm starting a support group for people who have had Junkyard puke on their stuff.




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I'm just glad I didn't piss on or get pissed on during my dodgy (shady?) crashout at Mouser Week this past weekend!




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you almost pissed on everything. Came REALLY close to it ;)




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You did have some cocks dangerously close to you. And by that I mean Chickens...




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BUSTED





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Minnesota couch pissing:

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wait-- Jim, isn't that your living room couch?!??




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Minnesota couch pissing:

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wait-- Jim, isn't that your living room couch?!??




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< Reply # 17 on 4/19/2010 3:56 PM >
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I was so drunk on the easter weekend I pissed on my own couch, for warmth and warmth alone.




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That's a genuine US Air Force issue couch too! The mechanism that looks like a flip-n-fuck bed is actually an ejection seat! It's a good thing Jim didn't set if off.


Jim, weren't there a couple other couch pissing photos from that trip? Also you still need to get me the rest of the photos.





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There was the couch by the fairgrounds that got pissed on too. Not sure if I got a pic of it though, it might be on one of your cameras too.




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