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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Shady Couch Pissers > Sound Off (Viewed 7702 times)
shotgun mario 


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Sound Off
< on 12/28/2009 1:10 AM >
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I wanna know how many of you sick fuckers were strolling through the private board index and saw a forum labeled "shady couch pissers" and was dirty enough to join it, even if it was just for a moment to see what the fuck was in here. Sound off!




If you want to protect the locations you love to explore, don't talk about them online in public!
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Don't try to have a UER e-penis! You won't impress anyone! This especially means you, Minneapolis MN newbies!
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< Reply # 1 on 12/28/2009 5:18 PM >
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Guilty.




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< Reply # 2 on 1/2/2010 5:30 PM >
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I got a p.m. alerting me to the "shady" board. from yet another sick fuck.




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< Reply # 3 on 1/4/2010 1:51 PM >
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also got a pm, im in....





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< Reply # 4 on 3/15/2010 6:05 PM >
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SW here repping the southern california region.

Saw this fourm about couch pissers and had to get in on it.




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Clockwork 


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< Reply # 5 on 6/10/2010 5:22 AM >
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Shady couch pissers, pissers of fine sofas worldwide, UNITE AND BE SHADY!




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< Reply # 6 on 6/10/2010 7:11 AM >
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Woah, I didn't know Savagenation did motivational posters as well as Youtube masterpieces!





Turn off the internet and go play outside.
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< Reply # 8 on 6/17/2010 1:19 AM >
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Woah, I didn't know Savagenation did motivational posters as well as Youtube masterpieces!




LOL

Thanks for the belly laugh, Freak!!!




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If you want to protect the locations you love to explore, don't talk about them online in public!
If you want to make exploring friends, send people private messages! Meet up in real life! Get off the internet!
Don't try to have a UER e-penis! You won't impress anyone! This especially means you, Minneapolis MN newbies!
KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 10 on 8/1/2010 6:24 PM >
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Very shady.




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< Reply # 11 on 8/2/2010 9:30 PM >
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http://media.urban...thecouch-42392.jpg
Very shady.


That'd be better if you turned it into an animated gif with a little pee stream.




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Your Mother




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< Reply # 13 on 8/8/2010 7:18 PM >
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Your mom was sitting on the couch when I peed on it.




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KublaKhan 


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I was making your mom air tight on your couch, and then afterwards, we both peed on your couch just as your dad came in to polish my johnson.




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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 15 on 11/4/2010 5:43 PM >
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That'd be better if you turned it into an animated gif with a little pee stream.


Note that it's the piss-coloured couch upon which Mr. Cruise is behaving shadily.




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< Reply # 16 on 11/4/2010 8:07 PM >
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Contributing.






Ready for liftoff
Freak 


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< Reply # 17 on 11/5/2010 7:37 PM >
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I used to have a couch with that pattern, now I know why I found it in the dumpster!




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< Reply # 18 on 11/19/2010 12:57 AM >
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Where else would I piss at




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< Reply # 19 on 11/28/2010 4:21 PM >
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Where else would I piss at


I seem to recall an incident where I unknowingly pissed in your trash can while you were in bed, as well as a time when your cat was meowing at me so I pissed in his litterbox so he would shut up. Spaghetti had it coming though, and it didnt shut him up, but at least it really confused him.



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