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In recent years there has been a rising trend of shady couch pissings across the US. There doesn't seem to be any pattern to it, "It's just totally wacky and random and wierd." said an inside source on Tuesday. Officials have been working overtime to try and find any connections between these couch pissings to see if this may be a global and irreversable trend. So far the evidence is inconclusive. Which is secret CIA spy code for "We have no fuckin clue" Please, if you have any evidence of the shady couch pissings, do NOT try to apprehend them, unless you don't mind getting wet. Please post evidence here so we can build a case against these law breakers.