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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Shady Couch Pissers > This blows monkey butts (Viewed 3561 times)

junkyard Location: LaCrosse, WI Gender: Male Total Likes: 64 likes Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat. \| \| \|	This blows monkey butts < on 1/12/2010 4:56 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I guess they were right, this won't go anywhere. None of you dumbasses wants to share a couch pissing story, or even find one on Google. I figured this might happen. I knew most of you are stand up guys (girls) It's all the same. WTF!?! I KNOW some of you got some and just don't want to admit it. And if not, you need to work on it! That's an order. This MW, some poor saps couch is gettin hosed. Do you want it to be YOU, or some some dumbass you don't even know? It's kinda like that Twilite Zone episode.......
	I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner! Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite. Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com

shotgun mario Location: MSP Gender: Male Total Likes: 283 likes MSP Elite™ Card-Carrying Member \| \| \|	Re: This blows monkey butts < Reply # 1 on 1/12/2010 6:16 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I'm very disappointed in all of you...
	If you want to protect the locations you love to explore, don't talk about them online in public! If you want to make exploring friends, send people private messages! Meet up in real life! Get off the internet! Don't try to have a UER e-penis! You won't impress anyone! This especially means you, Minneapolis MN newbies!

junkyard Location: LaCrosse, WI Gender: Male Total Likes: 64 likes Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat. \| \| \|	Re: This blows monkey butts < Reply # 2 on 1/12/2010 8:34 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	How the fuck did that happen? We're first on a google search?!? Bogus.
	I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner! Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite. Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com

Slim Jim Noble Donor Location: St. Paul, MN Gender: Male Total Likes: 117 likes Maze is 100% done now!!! Someday when it's -10 out and the generators won't start I might upload th \| \|	Re: This blows monkey butts < Reply # 3 on 1/29/2010 6:58 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	You're the ONLY on a google search! Nobody else ever thought to piss on their couch! It's a novel idea!
	I want to be different. But I want to be different just like everybody else, because if I really were different, everybody would think I was crazy and weird. Iowa is Minnesota's bitch. There's an art to pooping.

Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1900 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Re: This blows monkey butts < Reply # 4 on 1/29/2010 8:18 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	i've pissed on other people's couches, but that was just me being a drunk idiot

junkyard Location: LaCrosse, WI Gender: Male Total Likes: 64 likes Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat. \| \| \|	Re: This blows monkey butts < Reply # 5 on 1/29/2010 8:25 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	......or were you? Maybe you were secretly hypnotized by the CIA to get drunk and piss on people's couches whenever someone mentions the code word 'Irene'. Stranger things have happened in the covert world of secret ops and shady couch pissings.
	I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner! Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite. Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com

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