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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Religious Discussion > Chick Tracts (Viewed 1623 times)
Esoterik 


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Chick Tracts
< on 1/15/2010 5:46 PM >
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http://www.chick.c...alog/tractlist.asp

Remember these? I haven't seen one in years, until this morning - came across one sitting on a urinal lol - an anti-evolutionary rant. They are at once funny, infuriating, and bizarre, and have been providing major guilt-trips for over 30 years





“You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.”
Esoterik 


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Re: Chick Tracts
< Reply # 1 on 1/15/2010 7:31 PM >
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lol






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“You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.”
splumer 


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< Reply # 2 on 1/19/2010 3:56 PM >
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I used to collect them. They are the best. The books they publish are hilarious, too. I like the one about the Catholic church being the false church set up by Satan in the Book of Revelation.




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< Reply # 3 on 1/19/2010 11:41 PM >
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While they are amazingly funny, my all-time fav is the Cthulhu/Chick tract...

http://rubbersuitstudios.com/ptcct.htm




Esoterik 


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Re: Chick Tracts
< Reply # 4 on 1/20/2010 4:04 AM >
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Guess the image links I posted went dead.

This one is the best: Bad Bob

http://www.chick.c...s/0021/0021_01.asp




“You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.”
jukebox fuckup 


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< Reply # 5 on 1/20/2010 7:06 AM >
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Chick is my fucking hero!!! whenever I find 'em, I grab a stack and stick 'em on cars belonging to my buddies.

I was extremely amused to see a professor at my (Catholic) university proudly display "Daddy" (the one on evolution) on his bulletin board. I guess teaching evolutionary psychology to a pool of Catholic students left him rather disillusioned...




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Esoterik 


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You are all going to hell.

Waitaminute, I am too.....damn




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Wow you guys!

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Re: Chick Tracts
< Reply # 7 on 1/20/2010 6:45 PM >
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You are all going to hell.

Waitaminute, I am too.....damn


Sounds like a happening place. I bet there are some cool caves to explore.




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< Reply # 8 on 1/21/2010 2:26 PM >
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Sounds like a happening place. I bet there are some cool caves to explore.


Yeah, but it's always really hot...

I picked up a Chick tract on the bus this morning. I forget the title, but it dealt with Mormons.




“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”

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Oh, this might be a good place to ask...anyone here have a copy of the anti-D+D Chick tract? It's out of print so unless I order like 10,000 copies I can't get one.




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I swear to god (no pun intended)... these things sent religious people back another decade... or ten




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Oh, this might be a good place to ask...anyone here have a copy of the anti-D+D Chick tract? It's out of print so unless I order like 10,000 copies I can't get one.


I'd have to dig through some boxes in my garage, but I might have one. I used to collect them. They actually published a book about D&D years ago.




“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”

-Madeline Albright
Esoterik 


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Oh, this might be a good place to ask...anyone here have a copy of the anti-D+D Chick tract? It's out of print so unless I order like 10,000 copies I can't get one.


You can see it online:

http://www.chick.c...S/0046/0046_01.ASP





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< Reply # 13 on 1/28/2010 2:49 AM >
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You can see it online:

http://www.chick.c...S/0046/0046_01.ASP




I know. A friend of mine collects them and that is one of the few he doesn't have. Being the massive game geek that he is it would make a great X-Mas present.




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< Reply # 14 on 2/2/2010 2:09 PM >
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Haha I remember when I was 14 or 15 my mum had this psychotic religious nut as a friend (fuck if I know why) who used to send me these. One was about a girl who got pregnant and AIDS. Then it went on to Jesus and all that. It was scary. Kinda wished I had kept it.

Man I got into so many arguments with that guy. The most memorable was about how he thought the sun was a planet. He failed at life.




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