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Location: Small Town Alberta Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like
| | | Re: Warranty Void if used not as intended. < Reply # 3 on 1/26/2010 3:20 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Me and five or six buddies were at his tire shop on a Saturday afternoon. guy came by with an old Tercel he was getting ready to junk and wanted the tires off of. he did the job for free, gave him the tires and offered to take the car off of his hands. We each pitched in 20 bucks to pay for what he would have got at the scrap yard and set off on a project of cheap weekend entertainment. Step 1) chop the springs ridiculously low Step 2) roller paint with baby blue latex interior house paint with custom silver paint exhaust tips and wheel covers (chrome baby) step 3) rebadged with Chevy Nova badges, to create the one and only Toyota Nova Step 4) Set a course around the area and begin taking turns doing time trials - including hopping over ruts in the road, airborne over dips, full speed over man hole cover bumps after new construction, and a slight detour down an abandon farm house driveway, through the field and back onto the road. After several time trials and upset neighbours in the sparsely populated area(and rightly so) the car finally died on the side of the road. So the guy on his time trial left it there, ran back to the shop. It then began to rain, so the baby blue paint ran all down the car, windows, etc... onto the ground (oops) and created a HUGE mess. We turned the shop dark and hid, while the Police circled the car trying to figure out what the fuck and who the fuck, while we spied from back areas of the shop A few hours later it got towed away, spelling the end to the one and only Toyota Nova. Good times
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| | | Re: Warranty Void if used not as intended. < Reply # 19 on 1/28/2010 2:03 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Samurai
the chevy dealership i mostly deal with used to have a fleet of oh so fun 'loaners'. One was a half dead Lumina... going up I-87 at about 75mph and the car just quits. No warning, no nothing... just poof, no engine! I reached up, popped it into neutral and the engine takes off again... ok... racing resumes. Another old Lumina Euro they let me take was fun... the brakes were shot, the trunk lid was bungeed down, the heater didn't work, the tires were all shot... that was a fun ride.
| i almost bought one of these loaners when i was 16, it was an 89 sunbird GT, but as jeff foxworthy says, buying a rent a car is like shopping for a wife in a whore house, you never know how many keys have been in the ignition
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