"copy and paste" your wacky and/or fucked up posts here,
like this one:

NOTE: i do not fully shave my area, i trim, and keep-neat and tidy.
why?
because if i was "fully shaved"
and caught a look at myself in the full length mirror,
i look like a tall infant!
i would disgust myself to the point of duct taping a big purple dildo to my chest and shooting myself in the head.

click...
click...


the gun doesn't go off... just then,

the phone rings...
its my mom,
she asks: "what are you doing dear?"
me: hahaha,(as the dildo is hanging haphazardly from my chest...)
you wouldn't believe me if i told you...
me: "do you remember how dad died?"
mom: silence...
click.


in shame- i'm left with the daunting task of trying to untaping the dildo, and go on with my pale lil fish-bellyed life.

-check out this thread form the "Other board" is fucked...
http://www.uer.ca/...d=1&threadid=76345