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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > The Explories > Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer [Don_Corleyone] (Viewed 4572 times)
Poll Question:
Clumbsiest/Loudest
Total Votes:26
1. xPress13.85 %
2. Don_Corleyone1350 %
3. Bdgr13.85 %
4. KTS311.54 %
5. zomgw00t13.85 %
6. JC13.85 %
7. Trent13.85 %
8. Unnamed Fail Mine Explorer Who Bangs on Things519.23 %
9. Robk70000 %

Yield 


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I'd do you for a klondike bar

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Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer [Don_Corleyone]
< on 3/3/2010 8:48 PM >

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Be nice. Nominate yourself or a good friend who thinks it's funny. No drama.



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ThePaleHorseman 


Location: Hagerstown, MD
Gender: Male
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UER's Only Hasidic Jew Explorer!

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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 1 on 3/3/2010 10:32 PM >

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Don_Corleyone.


Love you, bro.




Steed 


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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 2 on 3/4/2010 12:43 AM >

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Loudest is definitely this guy:
http://www.uer.ca/...asp?posterid=25323
He's got a massive attention-seeking complex, and he thinks every Korean person giggles and says "Hello!" when they see him, so he strikes first by giggling and saying "Hello!" even when we're in the midst of an infiltration. I can think of one time when this happened when I was climbing through a fence, and another time when we were nosing around an abandoned amusement park. He also once gave his phone number to some young boys we met right outside an abandoned amusement park, for no reason at all.




bdgr 


Location: Chicago Adjacent
Gender: Male
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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 3 on 3/5/2010 10:52 AM >

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Me. I'm 6'6" tall, weigh over 400 pounds, have bad knees, and screwed up back. I offset my lack of ninja skills with press credentials and a willingness of others believe someone as freakish as myself couldn't possibly be up to no good. So I wear loud hawaiian shirts and PK and Seripham can slip away unnoticed while they try to decide if I will even fit in the back of a police car.




don_corleyone 


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I have abandonment issues

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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 4 on 3/5/2010 6:12 PM >

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Posted by ThePaleHorseman
Don_Corleyone.


Love you, bro.




no worries; it's not the first time i've heard that. with all my raving-ass-drunk exploring, i'm surprised i haven't hurt myself yet. (and kts does that all the time, sober)




tho i did manage to get myself stuck in a pricker bush at 4am once.




leave the gun. take the cannoli.

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Clever Girl


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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 5 on 3/5/2010 8:57 PM >

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KTS.

Seriously.






Seriously.




Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
Rinzler 


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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 6 on 3/6/2010 12:11 AM >

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Posted by ThePaleHorseman
Don_Corleyone.


Love you, bro.



+500




zomgw00t 


Location: Richmond, VA
Gender: Male
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heh heh heh

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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 7 on 3/10/2010 6:29 AM >

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Me! I was within less than a centimeter of pushing a public safety emergency switch when I was thinking about a picture. My head was touching the button when I realized, "OH CRAP!" This all was, of course, after I had seen the big read button and reminded myself - several times - to stay well away from it!

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Send4Help 


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No time for the old in-out, love.

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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 8 on 3/10/2010 4:16 PM >

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My nomination goes to JC.

He and I were in a cave once, and honestly every 2min there would be a CRASH as he slid down a rock face, or fell onto his ass, or was otherwise injured. I guess people that are 6'5" 225lbs shouldn't go caving... Thank God I'm only 6'3"




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Colorblinded 


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Armed with cameras.

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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 9 on 4/29/2010 10:17 PM >

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Of all those I've explored with so far, I pick Trent.

He's not clumsy but he is loud!



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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 10 on 4/29/2010 10:30 PM >

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I'm picking the guy who was in the Columbia 2 mine with us, who at 800 feet down found it necessary to incessantly bang on a 12" corrugated ventilation pipe for no reason at all. The rest of us up ahead though there was a cave-in or something and came running back to find him bashing on the thing.

I yelled at him and he came back with some "whats with the stick up your ass?" comment; which is roughly when the others in the group thought I was going to jump his ass.

We'll call him "unnamed fail mine explorer #1"


EDIT:

I just realized that I should include Robk700 in this, as the drunk-off-his-ass mine explorer who while climbing OUT of the 800feet of vertical shafts, kept knocking piles of dirt and rocks down ontop of the people below him, and was begging for water out of my hydration pack the entire way up; after insisting on the way down that people who carry water are "way to hardcore" and that it wasn't necessary. (I <3 you Rob)



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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 11 on 4/29/2010 10:39 PM >

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Posted by Therrin

We'll call him "unnamed fail mine explorer #1"


Look, we all know that we take noobs along and sometimes are forced to kill them. Consider all the excited new members whose lasts posts are along the lines of, "Great, I'll meet you downtown and we'll go exploring!" and are never heard from again. But don't brag about it! Jeez...




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Yield 


Location: Look behind you
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 15 likes


I'd do you for a klondike bar

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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 12 on 4/29/2010 10:48 PM >

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Posted by AnAppleSnail


Look, we all know that we take noobs along and sometimes are forced to kill them. Consider all the excited new members whose lasts posts are along the lines of, "Great, I'll meet you downtown and we'll go exploring!" and are never heard from again. But don't brag about it! Jeez...


LOL XD orly said she was going to throw me off a building the first time we met. I lol'd so hard. I <3 her.




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trent 

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Location: Drainwhale hunting
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 9 likes


Not on UER anymore.

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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 13 on 4/30/2010 12:06 AM >

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Lol, why am I on here? I'm only loud on these boards.




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Colorblinded 


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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 14 on 4/30/2010 12:18 AM >

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Posted by trent
Lol, why am I on here? I'm only loud on these boards.


Remember that one time in the Subway with Andrew? Haha




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pkrearden 


Location: Funkytown, TX
Gender: Male
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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 15 on 5/3/2010 6:28 AM >

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Posted by bdgr
Me. I'm 6'6" tall, weigh over 400 pounds, have bad knees, and screwed up back. I offset my lack of ninja skills with press credentials and a willingness of others believe someone as freakish as myself couldn't possibly be up to no good. So I wear loud hawaiian shirts and PK and Seripham can slip away unnoticed while they try to decide if I will even fit in the back of a police car.


he isnt kidding. I'm the one who possesses the ninja like mime skills. Bdgr is definitely the loudest and clumsiest explorer you'll ever meet. But I'll be damned if the man doesn't have heart.




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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 16 on 5/3/2010 6:47 AM >

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Posted by AnAppleSnail


Look, we all know that we take noobs along and sometimes are forced to kill them. Consider all the excited new members whose lasts posts are along the lines of, "Great, I'll meet you downtown and we'll go exploring!" and are never heard from again. But don't brag about it! Jeez...


You'll notice I didnt mention any of the one's I've left at the bottom of mine shafts. Muhuhahahahah!




Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
pkrearden 


Location: Funkytown, TX
Gender: Male
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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 17 on 5/3/2010 1:20 PM >

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I take noob's to feed to the police...except one. Ansel Adams' last protegé was a man named Dilip Patel. I took him urbexing at the swift meat packing plant in Ft. Worth, TX. It was fun having a 70ish Indian with a digital hasselblad as a noob on his first UE. Y'all can ask Seripham about it, he was there.




"there is no devil, there's just god when he drinks." - Tom Waits
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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 18 on 5/6/2010 1:24 AM >

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totally corley lol




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Rinzler 


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Re: Loudest/Clumbsiest explorer
< Reply # 19 on 5/6/2010 1:39 AM >

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Yea this is a no contest lol




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