Posted by hydrotherapy While I do love me some geriatrics, I hate Trent.

I can offer you a Steed or a Samurai (but I'm not sure he goes that way*)







_{*not that there's anything wrong with that}

I was hoping you had something more in the 'crazy cat lady' area.

Posted by hydrotherapy I was hoping you had something more in the 'crazy cat lady' area.

Oh! Yes, we have an Intrinsic. It's an older model but it's got low mileage.

Posted by rob666 Oh! Yes, we have an Intrinsic. It's an older model but it's got low mileage.

I must now break my five day non-posting record, damn you Rob666.

When my co-workers ask my age, my answer is "how old do I look?". The results vary from about 27 (whoa) to 32. In actuality, I'm closer to Rob's age though.

Hydro is quite attractive and all but I'm not sure how she'd feel being at the wheel of an older model vehic...err... person. There's also that whole long distance relationship thing, be it Toronto and Australia, New York and Sudbury or Toronto and Sudbury - the long distance phone calls, the lonely nights, the playing BINGO games by yourself while getting drunk on blueberry wine... I'll keep my realdoll for now thankyoumuch.


Edit: I wonder if there is a Hydro realdoll. Now that would be interesting.

Posted by Intrinsic There's also that whole long distance relationship thing, be it Toronto and Australia, New York and Sudbury or Toronto and Sudbury

Wait, you're contemplating a long distance relationship with Hydro, Argonian and metawaffle??

/me is impressed

Posted by rob666 Wait, you're contemplating a long distance relationship with Hydro, Argonian and metawaffle?? /me is impressed

No, no, he quite carefully left out Sudbury and Australia. Don't think I didn't notice, Intrinsic, don't think I didn't notice.

Posted by metawaffle No, no, he quite carefully left out Sudbury and Australia. Don't think I didn't notice, Intrinsic, don't think I didn't notice.

Damn, you're right. Sorry to get your hopes up.

Posted by Intrinsic Edit: I wonder if there is a Hydro realdoll. Now that would be interesting.

This is pretty close.

Intrinsic, I spotted your testimonial for when you bought Lily. It is quite sweet

January 10, 2010 The reasons why I decided to buy a doll were various: I was (pretty happy) single, but once I realised this doll could really make a difference to a life of solitude, I started searching the net. I came out by Abyss... I didn't doubt anymore... made my choices and ordered a doll... Then the waiting period... We are some days further now and I can say: it is getting better and better. The things you discover... The things you can or must do: go shopping for her, taking care of her (washing, powdering), dressing her up, moving her,... Kissing her, caressing her, cuddle her, laying next to her, holding her hand, brushing her wig,... too much to mention Not to mention her design and her looks. When you see her 'in person', all pictures furfill their expectations. In fact, no picture can capture her beauty and her sweetness. I am so happy to have her with me! Thanks to Abyss and to all of its staff: Matt Mccullen (= no less than a genious), Debra, Amanda, Robin and Derek and all the people I don't know by name. Thank you for making this possible! From Sudbury

I'm led to believe someone on this board has, like, thirty realdolls.

Posted by metawaffle I'm led to believe someone on this board has, like, thirty realdolls.

does each one of the dolls have its own cat?

Posted by rob666 does each one of the dolls have its own cat?

No, but each has at least one mature.

I had the weirdest fawking dream last night and it involved UER female members. Note to self, do not read a thread like this AND take Melatonin before going to sleep.




_{* Melatonin is known for causing the weirdest dreams ever. And it was a really odd UER party too by the way.}

I assume Hydro, Meta and Rob had ridiculously large boobies.

I will never disclose what it was about but it was the f'ing weirdest dream ever.... not sexual at all just really messed up. It was like a UER camping meet.

Avoid that Melatonin or at least UER before bedtime.

Posted by argonian This is pretty close. http://www.realdol...als/crazyjose4.jpg

That is pretty accurate, I must say!

Posted by hydrotherapy While I do love me some geriatrics, I hate Trent.

Awww.... It's hard to hate something that you've never experienced (in person).

So yah, I'm old now. Scanning through this board quickly though, the realdoll thing is kinda creepy. I hope exponential creepiness is not something I should expect to come from growing old.