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Yield
Location: Look behind you Gender: Male Total Likes: 15 likes
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | | Re: Smoothest Talker < Reply # 1 on 3/4/2010 6:33 PM >
| | | While breaking into an abandoned mental hospital, female security guard pulls up and I'm with a male friend. Me "oh shit! hold my hand" Him "what?" Me "JUST DO IT" Him "..ok?" I walk up to the security van and the female guard puts rolls down her window. I try to think of the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me so I start blushing and say "hi" really meekly. Guard "what are you doing here?" Me "just..just..looking for ..you know, .. alone time..um..." Guard "ooooohhhhhh. well you know you aren't really supposed to be near this building?" Me "oh, I'm sorry. Just this building or the whole area? Can we just go for a walk?" Guard "Well you're not really supposed to go anywhere down that road, but this building especially." Me "Oh. Why, what is it? I thought it was just part of the hospital" *points to new hospital directly across street* Guard "It's the old mental hospital" Me "MENTAL HOSPITAL? OMG ARE THERE LIKE, CRAZY PEOPLE IN HERE?" Guard laughs again "no, it's empty" Me "OH THANK GOD. OH THAT'S SO CREEPY, I wanna go home, eww crazy empty mental hospital" Guard "goodnight" We run off hand in hand, get in the car. He gives me this weird look. I go "I KNOW I SOUNDED LIKE A STUPID GIRL SHUT UP AND DRIVE"
| Yield's Peer Review: ~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties. ~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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