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Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes
Nice head, what's in the bag?
| | | | Re: Un-Smoothest Talker < Reply # 1 on 3/4/2010 9:07 PM >
| | | Posted by aurelie Caretaker: Miss, can i HELP YOU? Me: (in high pitched voice) ...NO! (i wander off, five minutes elapse) Me: Er...how do i get out of here? Caretaker: (points) You know, if you weren't a girl, I'd have called the police. Me: ...Thank you....sir. (I wander off again)
| must be nice to have boobs... if had them i'd never leave the house! (funny tho, my girlfriend says the same thing about having balls...)
| They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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Location: DunkarooLand Gender: Male Total Likes: 24 likes
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | | Re: Un-Smoothest Talker < Reply # 8 on 5/19/2010 1:29 AM >
| | | Back in Highschool they sectioned off a bunch of hallways for a mock lockdown, myself and a friend walked through unknowingly apparently anyone caught outside during them would be given 3 hour office detentions: Well we cutting class and walked through the wrong hallway: Mr N: "What are you two doing down here!" Me: "I uhh, uhh had a paper to bring to uhh..." Mr N: "Oh it's you James, (to another administrator) he's a good kid, no problems here." Friend: "That's what I love about you, no one ever suspects a thing..." ... Flash Forward 6 months ... I've been caught with the anarchist cookbook on me and a detailed joke list of "horribly bad senior prank ideas" (pay hooker to show up at principals office, etc) also my signature on my email address is "Impulsive Compulsive Thought Terrorist -- More searing than Thermite -- More fun than explosions." Which is all good and dandy freedom of speech but still got me three weeks vacation time. Mr N. um, did not think so highly of me then. In fact he said "I don't know if you're a good kid who made a bad decision or a bad kid who has been working the system...but you have to understand I can't vouch for you this time, I have to do what my boss tells me to...I have to think of my career advancement opportunities here. " Which sounds reasonable until I realized he was a two faced piece of shit out for his own goals. In contrast to his statement I had several teachers, two psychologists (both wrote letters of recognition), and my guidance councilor put their careers on the line to keep my feet walking at graduation. I would walk at graduation. The assistant principal who was on my side resigned over this ("the straw that broke the camals back" ) he took an adjunct teaching position. The principal would finish his contract only to be shit canned by the board of education. He went on to another education system. Mr N went up in the administrative ranks for two years serving under the dickhead principal and then got dropped down when the next principal took over.
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