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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > The Explories > BEST UER LOL LOGS (Viewed 8023 times)
LAX 


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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 40 on 7/22/2010 3:34 AM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
This one might just win...


[23:32:13] <Played> keti
[23:32:18] <Played> so i was fucking this guy in the ass right
[23:32:24] <Played> and he reached back and grabbed my balls
[23:32:26] <Played> so i said to myself
[23:32:26] <keti> i noticed that the last two comments ive left you, on flickr and fb, i said i hate you
[23:32:28] <Played> holy shit
[23:32:30] <Played> this dudes gay!
[23:32:32] *** Yield has joined #general
[23:32:37] <keti> wow sean
[23:32:39] <keti> how usual




Yield 


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I'd do you for a klondike bar

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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 41 on 7/22/2010 3:37 AM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Whootsinator
This one might just win...


[23:32:13] <Played> keti
[23:32:18] <Played> so i was fucking this guy in the ass right
[23:32:24] <Played> and he reached back and grabbed my balls
[23:32:26] <Played> so i said to myself
[23:32:26] <keti> i noticed that the last two comments ive left you, on flickr and fb, i said i hate you
[23:32:28] <Played> holy shit
[23:32:30] <Played> this dudes gay!
[23:32:32] *** Yield has joined #general
[23:32:37] <keti> wow sean
[23:32:39] <keti> how usual


You really need reference to the topic for this to make sense to people who weren't in chat at said time.

topic was: <Yield> I have one great ass



[last edit 7/22/2010 3:38 AM by Yield - edited 1 times]

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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 42 on 7/22/2010 10:45 PM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Whootsinator
This one might just win...


[23:32:13] <Played> keti
[23:32:18] <Played> so i was fucking this guy in the ass right
[23:32:24] <Played> and he reached back and grabbed my balls
[23:32:26] <Played> so i said to myself
[23:32:26] <keti> i noticed that the last two comments ive left you, on flickr and fb, i said i hate you
[23:32:28] <Played> holy shit
[23:32:30] <Played> this dudes gay!
[23:32:32] *** Yield has joined #general
[23:32:37] <keti> wow sean
[23:32:39] <keti> how usual


that joke was so stolen from my bf lol




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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 43 on 7/22/2010 10:47 PM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Oryx


that joke was so stolen from my bf lol



Cause its funny as hell and your bf isnt on UER. So i had to lol. Cause that would be a little weird if you said it hahahaha




LAX 


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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 44 on 7/23/2010 2:42 AM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
[22:38:04] <Tamara> i was wrestling with Matt after sex, so i was naked and he was sort of naked, and i was winning
(Deleted senseless drivel)
[22:38:21] <Tamara> he grabbed me by the box like it was a fucking handle and moved me
[22:38:36] <Trap> Trap
[22:38:38] <Trap> +
[22:38:38] *** BlackCoffee has quit AvChat (connection closed by user)
[22:38:39] <Trap> tits
[22:38:42] <Trap> =
[22:38:43] <Trap> http://i9.photobuc...orm/0527092149.jpg
[22:38:54] <Tamara> disturbing
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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 45 on 7/23/2010 7:22 PM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Played



Cause its funny as hell and your bf isnt on UER. So i had to lol. Cause that would be a little weird if you said it hahahaha


haha its all good




Trap 


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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 46 on 7/24/2010 8:03 PM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Whootsinator
[22:38:04] <Tamara> i was wrestling with Matt after sex, so i was naked and he was sort of naked, and i was winning
(Deleted senseless drivel)
[22:38:21] <Tamara> he grabbed me by the box like it was a fucking handle and moved me
[22:38:36] <Trap> Trap
[22:38:38] <Trap> +
[22:38:38] *** BlackCoffee has quit AvChat (connection closed by user)
[22:38:39] <Trap> tits
[22:38:42] <Trap> =
[22:38:43] <Trap> http://i9.photobuc...orm/0527092149.jpg
[22:38:54] <Tamara> disturbing





Dammit Whoots! Don't make me break the link on that picture, which I MAY JUST DO...unless i get an explorie out of it!



[last edit 7/24/2010 8:05 PM by Trap - edited 3 times]

Posted by Send4Help:
ITS EIGHT FUCKING THIRTY!!
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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 47 on 7/26/2010 1:14 AM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
[11:11:16] <Trap> metawaffle = Dr. Frankenfurter
[11:11:36] <metawaffle> I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transssssexual, Transylvaniaaaa1
[11:11:37] <metawaffle> !
[11:11:39] <DiscountNinja> lol
[11:11:43] <aurelie> yes you are
[11:11:56] <Trap> LETS ALL DOOO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIN
[11:11:58] <metawaffle> Come up to the laaayubb, and see what's... on the slayyyubbb.
[11:12:22] <aurelie> I SEE YOU QUIVER
[11:12:27] <metawaffle> With?
[11:12:29] <aurelie> WITH ANTICI
[11:12:34] <aurelie> ...
[11:12:36] <metawaffle> ...
[11:12:38] <Trap> ...
[11:12:42] <aurelie> ...
[11:12:45] <metawaffle> PATION!
[11:12:57] <Trap> metwaffle couldnt wait anymore
[11:13:05] <metawaffle> I was quivering.




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Yield 


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I'd do you for a klondike bar

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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 48 on 7/27/2010 4:03 AM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
that was fantastic




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LAX 


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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 49 on 8/1/2010 3:49 AM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
[23:49:11] <Iqueld> WHEW
[23:49:19] <Iqueld> IKKY WENT ON AN EXHAUSTING RUN
[23:49:26] <Iqueld> Ikky found a dog and ran around the block
[23:49:28] <Iqueld> he found the owner
[23:49:32] <Iqueld> long story short
[23:49:35] <Iqueld> I'm pregnant
[23:49:40] <bouncewiggle> lolwut
[23:49:48] <Whootsinator> ^^Going into the LOL Log...




LAX 


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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 50 on 8/8/2010 7:28 PM >

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[15:25:04] <Mickael> here: steak and cheesecake for desert
[15:25:12] <PorkChopExpress> mmmm
[15:25:23] <Roland> don't forget the cock
[15:26:03] <Oryx> bleh?
[15:26:04] *** le_button_m has joined #general
[15:26:06] <PorkChopExpress> cheese cock?
[15:26:28] <BlackCoffee> blue cheese cock?
[15:26:35] <PorkChopExpress> lol
[15:26:47] <Roland> just cock
[15:26:52] <Whootsinator> bleu
[15:27:01] <PorkChopExpress> lolol
[15:27:14] <Whootsinator> blew cheese cock lololol
[15:27:17] <Oryx> lawlz
[15:27:25] <Oryx> roland
[15:27:27] <Oryx> come and buy porn
[15:27:33] <Oryx> and a vibrating ass




Yield 


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I'd do you for a klondike bar

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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 51 on 8/8/2010 9:54 PM >

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Wow I love Meg.




Yield's Peer Review:
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LAX 


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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 52 on 8/8/2010 9:56 PM >

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She's says they have vibrating asses that are molded in the shape of famous celebrity's posteriors. Best idea ever, basically.




Yield 


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I'd do you for a klondike bar

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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 53 on 8/8/2010 9:57 PM >

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You can get the whole lower body, actually. both holes. much better, imo.




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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 54 on 8/8/2010 11:23 PM >

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Posted by Oryx


that joke was so stolen from my bf lol


Actually, I stole it from Steve, and then Played stole it from me.




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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 55 on 8/10/2010 2:45 AM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Whootsinator
She's says they have vibrating asses that are molded in the shape of famous celebrity's posteriors. Best idea ever, basically.


Some warm up too!




LAX 


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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 56 on 8/14/2010 9:09 PM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
BOX and I talked to Keti's mom.

*** keti has joined #general
[16:52:23] <Whootsinator> Just hit it like a million times.
[16:52:36] <Whootsinator> Hey Keti
16:52:59] <keti> she is sleeping, this is her mom
[16:53:22] <keti> I will let her know you looked for her.
[16:53:41] <BOX> ohai ketimom
[16:53:55] <Whootsinator> Haaaaai Keti's Mom.
[16:54:02] *** engel has quit AvChat (connection timed out -- socket dropped)
[16:54:45] <keti> hello all, I am off but willlet her know your all very nice xx
[16:54:47] <Whootsinator> You could totally just hang out.
[16:54:50] <Whootsinator> And talk in her place.
[16:55:04] <keti> lol thanks but email to check lol
[16:55:10] <Whootsinator> We could let you know all about Keti!
[16:55:16] <Whootsinator> "The Real Keti"
[16:55:28] <Whootsinator> Lol.... that was just a joke.
[16:55:32] <BOX> lol
[16:55:44] *** keti has quit AvChat (connection closed by user)
[16:55:49] <Whootsinator> Uh oh.
[16:56:10] <Whootsinator> Now Keti's mom will be like 'THE REAL KETI? WHO IS THE REAL KETI? I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU YOU ARENT MY DAUGHTER'
[16:56:24] <Whootsinator> And then Keti will be all like 'fuck you, Whoots'.




Trap 


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Son, I am disappoint

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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 57 on 8/15/2010 3:36 AM >

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Posted by Whootsinator

[16:56:24] <Whootsinator> And then Keti will be all like 'fuck you, Whoots'.


It's not just Keti, we all say that




Posted by Send4Help:
ITS EIGHT FUCKING THIRTY!!
Yield 


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I'd do you for a klondike bar

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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 58 on 8/15/2010 5:04 PM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Trap


It's not just Keti, we all say that


Leave Ralph alone! ;P




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Re: BEST UER LOL LOGS
< Reply # 59 on 8/17/2010 7:40 AM >

Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Whootsinator
BOX and I talked to Keti's mom.

*** keti has joined #general
[16:52:23] <Whootsinator> Just hit it like a million times.
[16:52:36] <Whootsinator> Hey Keti
16:52:59] <keti> she is sleeping, this is her mom
[16:53:22] <keti> I will let her know you looked for her.
[16:53:41] <BOX> ohai ketimom
[16:53:55] <Whootsinator> Haaaaai Keti's Mom.
[16:54:02] *** engel has quit AvChat (connection timed out -- socket dropped)
[16:54:45] <keti> hello all, I am off but willlet her know your all very nice xx
[16:54:47] <Whootsinator> You could totally just hang out.
[16:54:50] <Whootsinator> And talk in her place.
[16:55:04] <keti> lol thanks but email to check lol
[16:55:10] <Whootsinator> We could let you know all about Keti!
[16:55:16] <Whootsinator> "The Real Keti"
[16:55:28] <Whootsinator> Lol.... that was just a joke.
[16:55:32] <BOX> lol
[16:55:44] *** keti has quit AvChat (connection closed by user)
[16:55:49] <Whootsinator> Uh oh.
[16:56:10] <Whootsinator> Now Keti's mom will be like 'THE REAL KETI? WHO IS THE REAL KETI? I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU YOU ARENT MY DAUGHTER'
[16:56:24] <Whootsinator> And then Keti will be all like 'fuck you, Whoots'.


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thanks for not saying anything terrible guys, haha.




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