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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pets > Funny Pet Stories (Viewed 1410 times)
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Funny Pet Stories
< on 3/12/2010 4:59 AM >
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I own two dark tabby male brothers; Bitey and Suckey they both have been brought up in the same house the same way. One LOVES to have it's tummy tickled and cuddled, the other if you look at it wrong it will bite you guess which is which. During christmas after setting our tree up bitey decided it would be funny if he stuck his tail up in the air and walked under the tree, a complete 360 and knock down every ornament we hung up and every time we would get them up hed come by and do it again. and When I go out on my epic adventures on our property they insist on following me everywhere I go and running up any tree I stop at and looking under any thing I lift up. I always find myself laughing at them




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Re: Funny Pet Stories
< Reply # 1 on 3/12/2010 1:32 PM >
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Our former cat, Sophie, who has since run off, would spend most of the day outside during warm weather. It didn't matter if we tried to keep her in, she'd dash out the door when our guard was down. We eventually just gave in and let her go out. She'd lounge on the patio or the pool deck, and never stray too far from home. But she'd also bring us presents. Animal presents. My favorite was when we were eating dinner on the patio and she had a mouse in her mouth. It was still alive, and when she reached us she bit down hard and we could hear the bones crunching. Usually moles were her preferred target. Sometimes she'd bring them inside and leave them on the kitchen floor for us. A piece here, a piece there, guts and blood between. She had killed at least a dozen moles, several mice, a few birds and at least one baby rabbit, all left proudly for us.

Cute, cuddly, cold blooded killers. I miss having a cat.




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< Reply # 2 on 3/12/2010 10:40 PM >
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Poppy, when she is told to go lay down and she doesn't want to will make it obvious by grumbling while laying down. And yes, it sounds like she's swearing under her breath.

Also, another thing she'll do is when she wants something and we're at the computer, she'll look at us and give a demanding bark. I'll just look at her and tell her in a stern voice to mind her manners. She'll stare again and then repeat her 'request' by giving a drawn out whine. When we say 'That's better', she then goes to the door to be let out.

And last but not least, when I'm talking to the bird, she'll get jealous and give groans while laying down like she's dying. Anything for attention.

There are many other things she does that are hilarious. Glad I own a dog.




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< Reply # 3 on 3/13/2010 5:01 PM >
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Boss will be sleeping on the couch and begin to dream. It is so funny when he dreams because there have been several times that he has started to wag his tail. But the best is when he starts "chasing" something and then barks... several times he as woken himself up doing this. When this happens he will get up and run around the house looking for the dog that just barked.




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< Reply # 4 on 3/13/2010 8:05 PM >
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Boss will be sleeping on the couch and begin to dream. It is so funny when he dreams because there have been several times that he has started to wag his tail. But the best is when he starts "chasing" something and then barks... several times he as woken himself up doing this. When this happens he will get up and run around the house looking for the dog that just barked.


Yeah, when Poppy is dreaming, she gives out what sounds like giggling. She'll keep that up until she wakes up.




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