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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > A haven for the old (30 or older please) > Intrinsic (Viewed 8276 times)
Poll Question:
Who shall Intrinsic love while he loves his doll?
Total Votes:13
1. Hydrotherapy?215.38 %
2. Argonian?538.46 %
3. A person selected in a soon to be published poll by Rob666?646.15 %

argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 6 likes


"Now with added cats!"

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Intrinsic
< on 3/18/2010 2:55 AM >
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The dolls are what you have sex with while on the phone with your long distance love. Now the issue is determining who your long distance love is. This shall be settled through the use of polls. It worked for me. I got a possum and am the happiest I have ever been!





Que pasa, baby?
Intrinsic 


Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 412 likes




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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 1 on 3/18/2010 10:14 AM >
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I will expect the lucky (and I do emphasize the word lucky) lady to PM her phone number along with a description of what she's wearing before she retires for the night.

Suddenly I feel very dirty, like i have to go shower - why is this?


(Actually it's 6:11 AM, and I neeed to shower and haul my ass to work)




[last edit 3/18/2010 10:22 AM by Intrinsic - edited 1 times]

argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 6 likes


"Now with added cats!"

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 2 on 3/18/2010 10:19 AM >
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I note you didn't vote. I applaud your indifference.




Que pasa, baby?
Intrinsic 


Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 412 likes




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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 3 on 3/18/2010 10:21 AM >
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Realdoll didn't limit me to just one doll you know. I noticed there was no option for BOTH.





argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 4 on 3/18/2010 10:23 AM >
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In that case I am appalled by your greed.




Que pasa, baby?
argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
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Total Likes: 6 likes


"Now with added cats!"

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 5 on 3/18/2010 11:52 AM >
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I know that you are shy about your relationship and a private man to boot. Sill, I would like to say that any pictures you provide of you with your realdoll would be most appreciated




Que pasa, baby?
hydrotherapy 

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Location: Circle of Least Confusion
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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 6 on 3/18/2010 1:34 PM >
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I know that you are shy about your relationship and a private man to boot. Sill, I would like to say that any pictures you provide of you with your realdoll would be most appreciated


I have a very nice raptor mask I could maill you to put on it.




Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
Intrinsic 


Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 412 likes




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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 7 on 3/18/2010 7:23 PM >
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Please no comments about Melina's weight - she's very sensitive about her weight.




argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
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Total Likes: 6 likes


"Now with added cats!"

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 8 on 3/19/2010 1:35 AM >
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I had my doubts about the while romantic aspect if your relationship, but I can't deny you treat her well




Que pasa, baby?
KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Total Likes: 207 likes


With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 9 on 3/30/2010 9:25 PM >
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Please no comments about Melina's weight - she's very sensitive about her weight.



HOLY JESUS THAT's MY SISTER!!!




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Intrinsic 


Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 412 likes




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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 10 on 3/30/2010 9:56 PM >
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HOLY JESUS THAT's MY SISTER!!!


Yeah well tell her that last night's dinner was good, I lied about calling her tomorrow and oh, she has developed a slow leak.




jeepdave 


Location: Anderson, SC
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 1303 likes


It's also a gun.

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 11 on 4/17/2010 4:53 AM >
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What? No possum option?




Ezekiel 25:17
logtec 


Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 11 likes


Nice head, what's in the bag?

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 12 on 4/23/2010 5:44 PM >
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out of curiosity, does she like anal...?



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They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
Intrinsic 


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< Reply # 13 on 4/23/2010 7:42 PM >
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Just FYI, that guy isn't me. I found that image online somewhere under the Image search.





rob.i.am 


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Carpe noctum

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< Reply # 14 on 4/23/2010 9:07 PM >
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Just FYI, that guy isn't me. I found that image online somewhere under the Image search.




What's he doing with your girl????





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metawaffle 

King of Puns


Location: Brisbane!
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Total Likes: 19 likes


Purveyor of Fine Lampshades

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 15 on 4/23/2010 9:59 PM >
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What's he doing with your girl????




I laughed.




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Intrinsic 


Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 412 likes




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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 16 on 4/23/2010 10:17 PM >
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Zing, zing.

This is my girl, silly Rob...







splumer 


Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 201 likes




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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 17 on 4/26/2010 4:12 PM >
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Zing, zing.

This is my girl, silly Rob...






Sweet! Wait... travel size?




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MrMusik 


Location: Meridian, MS
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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 18 on 4/27/2010 12:17 AM >
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Sweet! Wait... travel size?


hell yes!!!

chubby midgets!!!

He's into chubby midgets!

AAAAAHAHAAHAHHAHAH




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trent 

I'm Trent! Get Bent!


Location: Drainwhale hunting
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Total Likes: 9 likes


Not on UER anymore.

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Re: Intrinsic
< Reply # 19 on 4/27/2010 6:25 PM >
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Sweet! Wait... travel size?


Yup, only 26" in height. Perfect to fulfill any fantasies about 2 year-olds.




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