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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > The Green Room > Urine Luck = win (Viewed 1192 times)
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Urine Luck = win
< on 3/22/2010 7:54 PM >
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Synthetic urine. Comes with velcro belt and 2 handwarmers that keep temp exactly at 99 degrees. The tube and clamp system was easy to use.

When it comes to passing a pee test this system can't be beat.

And it's a guaranteed pass.

I heard that stuff that flushes your body out in a few hours is also a guaranteed pass but just very hard on your system.

Anyway, just throwing this out there. In case anyone was wondering if synthetic urine was somehow detectable. It isn't.




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< Reply # 1 on 5/1/2010 6:03 AM >
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...and again, why the fuck would you work for people who expect you to piss in a jar anytime they asked?




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< Reply # 2 on 5/1/2010 11:48 AM >
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...and again, why the fuck would you work for people who expect you to piss in a jar anytime they asked?


When they pay you 18 bucks an hour for eight hours to do nothing at least 4 days a week...you'll piss whenever they want you to. Trust me on this one.

Shael




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< Reply # 3 on 5/23/2010 2:26 AM >
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When they pay you 18 bucks an hour for eight hours to do nothing at least 4 days a week...you'll piss whenever they want you to. Trust me on this one.

Shael


I don't know...I've had plenty of 'do nothing' jobs.

Just how much 'nothing' are we talking about?




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I don't know...I've had plenty of 'do nothing' jobs.

Just how much 'nothing' are we talking about?


I'm talking sit on your ass and read a book for 8 hours, or watching paper go by on a machine.

Shael




"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".
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I'm talking sit on your ass and read a book for 8 hours, or watching paper go by on a machine.

Shael


And this requires a drug test? Cuz um...I do this almost daily, and I'm usually quite stoned.




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And this requires a drug test? Cuz um...I do this almost daily, and I'm usually quite stoned.


Hun, there's a lot of people I work with that do it stoned every day and never get caught. Usually it doesn't matter once you pass the intro test, unless your number comes up in the random.

Shael




"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".
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