There is a cunt of a woman that lives near me that can not park for SHIT. She rammed into my dads car last year, he told her to learn how to park properly then she started shouting saying it was his fault for not parking properly....(Ive seen her hit my uncles car and other random neighbours aswell) I also saw her back into my jetta once and I flipped out on her, theres no reason to hit a car when pulling behind a car where you dont need to parallel at all. I thought maybe my words got to her but I was wrong, I come out of my house and find this.....

At first I was raging, was ready to smash every window on the car but I calmed down and wrote a pretty nasty note along with how to contact me if she has a problem.

i'd remove her car from mine. using a hammer and a tow strap hooked onto something weak.

I was hit by some stupid old cunt last summer, who proceeded to yell at me for not honking loud enough.

I should add that my ex once smashed into my e30 (while it was parked) and proceeded to yell at me for the way I parked it. In my own driveway.

She was in 3 accidents that weekend.

Posted by bandi I should add that my ex once smashed into my e30 (while it was parked) and proceeded to yell at me for the way I parked it. In my own driveway. She was in 3 accidents that weekend.

3 is the minimum. She hits ur car then you hit her with a right, then left. 3 accidents

Nismo you clearly know who she is, go to her door man, dont kill her but bring her out to show her the hit.
or call the cops and say a drunk woman drove into your parked car.

i had one guy hit my passenger fender of my jetta, then a few weeks later someone from the same house as that guy drove into the hood and folded it up pretty good, he left me a note but i never saw any cash. i was just happy my e-codes werent damaged

You haven't seen nothing till you see someone knock a mirror off a parked geo metro. It's not like I take up the whole parking space, or that you're crowded in these normal-size slots! Jeez.

If you really want to add some sunshine to her day, call the cops and report it as a hit and run. Fuck careless people.

Posted by jeepdave 3 is the minimum. She hits ur car then you hit her with a right, then left. 3 accidents

LOL

No, she hit my car, hit a lady at the mall, then went into the ditch, and hit a car that was already in the same ditch.

Posted by bandi ...she hit my car, hit a lady at the mall, then went into the ditch, and hit a car that was already in the same ditch.

Wow, that takes some skill right there.

EDIT:

To the OP: Next time this lady hits your car, take photos and call the cops. Stop fucking around and let her know you mean buisness.

I agree with calling the cops. Obviously she won't respond to anyone else (or she's just got a really bad attitude and is genuinely terrible at parking.)

And my contribution is that when I was in high school, my ex-gf watched the theater teacher back into my truck while trying to park...Then pull up a couple feet into the spot and proceed not to tell me about it. I would've raised holy hell with her, but all it did was leave some yellow paint behind that came off easily.

There's a redneck in my town with a red Dodge Ram 3500 dually. He double parks it everywhere, and it's not even a nice truck. Anyhow, yesterday he was double parked, blocking most of a handicapped spot. So I parked on the other side of him, totally blocking his driver's door, and then someone else with a handicapped tag parked in the handicapped spot, totally blocking his passenger door.

He was fucking FURIOUS when we both finally came out. So I sat in my car and made a few phone calls.

Just pull the valve stems out of her tires. She'll probably have to get it towed, the mechanic she takes it too will probably be dishonest and tell her she has to have all four tires replaced.

_{^ my dad's solution to a horrible neighbor when he was 16.}

I suppose it could be worse...

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