here are the 10 logs I chose.
TL;DR? You should. They're pretty awesome.
Also, for lol regulars, they're in the same order they were in on the other thread, I just cut the fat. So if you've read most of them you should get what they are from the titles.
Have fun laughing!
1- Grape Vagina Juice
[20:55:56] <Cossette> ugm obvious the valum is tyoing hahaha
[20:56:18] <Rust> ooooooh i want!
[20:56:20] <keti> wtf is cossy saying
[20:56:41] <Cossette> rust explain lol
[20:57:31] <Rust> uh, she took some valium, so she cant type any more
[20:58:18] <Rust> i could use some something, sleep would be good
[20:58:24] <keti> …i want to sleep
[20:58:28] <racetraitor> I use red red wine
[20:58:33] <Cossette> so my nightnight meds make me confusd lol
[20:59:33] <Cossette> yeah that grape vagina juice which i love dont compare to booe keti
[20:59:40] <racetraitor> grape vagina juice?
[20:59:45] <keti> WAT!?
[20:59:53] <keti> grape vagina juice??/
[21:00:02] <Cossette> your wine!
[21:00:12] <racetraitor> but…vagina?
[21:00:37] <Cossette> beer and wine vigina juice for rookie dringers lol
[21:00:44] <keti> i just laughed so hard im crying
[21:01:20] <Cossette> meaning it is a fukin pusst dring
[21:02:07] *** keti changes topic to ‘grape vagina juice’
2- Gang Bangs
[17:24:25] <Plaid> meg loves the gang bangs
[17:24:28] <Oryx> i hope i get paid soon
[17:24:31] <Plaid> see
[17:24:33] <Oryx> oh fuck
3- Therrin on Ambien
[15:53:27] <Therrin> i want to glom my primordial sludge all over your external body aurelie, untill im dripping into all of your individual pores, and feeling your dna transverse across the boundaries
[15:53:49] <Therrin> i want to be able to FEEL you inside me, feel you so completely and totally that your thoughts and mine are twined into the samethought process
[15:53:58] <Steed> how about use me instead?
[15:54:00] <Therrin> glomming onto you at a sub-atomic level
[15:54:24] <Therrin> you may function, oh keti, but i am riding you, not physiclly, but connectedly
[15:54:45] <Therrin> i am in sync with your ephemeral systems…. my mind is breathing with your mind
[15:54:57] <Steed> ok, bye keti
[15:55:02] <Therrin> i can feel your tongue inside my mouth
[15:55:07] <Steed> <keti> good night everyone!
[15:55:16] <Therrin> it is deliscious, yet, it is sporty…usefull. it has a mind of its own
[15:55:18] <Steed> *** Keti has quit AvChat (connection closed by user)
[15:55:25] <Therrin> her tongue is gone
[15:55:28] <Therrin> how very odd
[15:55:31] <Therrin> i’ll brb
[15:55:42] <Iqueld> That was the awesomest thing I’ve ever heard Therrin say
[15:55:43] <Iqueld> ever
[15:55:49] <Steed> wow, keti was being molested and she wasn’t even here
[15:38:06] <Steed> show of hands, who’s on ambien right now?
[15:38:16] <WarBird69> oui
[15:38:48] <Therrin> went towrourituye
[15:38:50] <Therrin> andimeal
[15:38:51] <Therrin> fucka
[15:38:55] <Iqueld> Therrin
[15:38:56] <Iqueld> Baboon?
[15:38:58] <Therrin> went to WRITE an EMAIL
[15:39:04] <Therrin> and i found iw as CHEWING ON MY ARM
[15:39:08] <Therrin> cuz its bloody now
[15:39:11] <1ajs> lol
[15:39:13] <WarBird69> lol
[15:39:14] <Iqueld> Ahahaha
[15:39:16] <Therrin> and i couldnt remember what i was writing about
[15:39:29] <Therrin> now i cant figure out if i should keep sucking up the blood, or wrap it up
[15:39:39] <Therrin> its kindaa injoyable to just suck it out
[15:39:44] <Therrin> what was i dont?
[15:39:47] <Therrin> um
[15:39:51] <Therrin> hold on brb
[15:39:51] <WarBird69> thats what she said
[15:39:53] <Iqueld> you were writing an email
[15:39:59] <Therrin> RIGHT!
4- Fcku metawoofles
[16:29:39] <Therrin> mahir jublixto shfeernuts gliz
[16:29:42] <Therrin> fucaks
[16:29:46] <Therrin> i mean
[16:29:51] <Therrin> jublaclains
[16:29:53] <metawaffle> I tkae it the ambien kicked in
[16:30:03] <Therrin> fcku metawoofles
[16:30:03] <Yield> BUAHAHAHA
[16:30:06] <Yield> HAHAHAHA
[16:30:07] <Yield> OMG
[16:30:19] <Yield> HAHAHAHA fcku metawoofles!!!!!
[16:30:25] <Yield> somebody make that the fucking topic!!!!!
[16:30:32] <Therrin> its in…yes indeed its in. its as far in as donner was when they were eating their teammates on that expedition
[16:30:35] *** metawaffle changes topic to ‘<Therrin> fcku metawoofles’
[16:30:49] <Therrin> goddamn you ppl
5- False Advertising
[16:04:33] <Yield> check out what i bought
http://www.80stees...ded-Sweatshirt.asp[16:04:37] <keti> hai yield!
[16:04:50] <Yield> too bad that guy doesnt come with the shirt
[16:04:51] <Yield> i mean..
[16:04:51] <Yield> ..
[16:04:54] <Yield> ……
[16:05:49] <keti> you cant buy black peopl…e yield :/
[16:06:22] <don_corleyone> oh shit
[16:06:37] <don_corleyone> that just happened
6- First Impressions
<djdeadmind> hey folks! ;) I just finally mustered up the courage to post on UER after lurking for 6 months!
<velcrozeppelin> alan told me and then hung up and went back to fucking jenna with the bat
7- How many hookers can you fit in a BOX?
[19:14:43] <Oryx> roland, for my bday i want to pay hookers to box
[19:14:45] <Oryx> on a trampoline
[19:15:07] <Roland> lol I misread that as you wanting to get hookers for BOX
[19:15:12] <DiscountNinja> me too
[19:15:25] *** metawaffle changes topic to '] <Roland> lol I misread that as you wanting to get hookers for BOX'
[19:15:36] <Oryx> seriously though! how awesome would it be to watch that
[19:15:46] <HerbLaur> i'd help pay just to see it
[19:15:48] <DiscountNinja> hookers for box? yea
[19:15:57] <HerbLaur> boxes full of hookers?
[19:15:59] <Oryx> haha!
[19:16:10] <metawaffle> How many hookers can you fit in a box?
[19:16:17] <metawaffle> or, a BOX.
[19:16:21] <HerbLaur> depends on how small you chop them up first
[19:16:24] <BlackCoffee> depends how fine you chop them up meta
[19:16:28] <metawaffle> badummm-tish!
[19:16:29] <BlackCoffee> damnit laur!
[19:16:36] * HerbLaur grins
[19:17:14] <HerbLaur> how many boxed hookers can you fit in a hooker's box?
[19:17:15] * DiscountNinja does the hooker to box math ratio
[19:17:44] <BlackCoffee> there is an equasion for that?
[19:18:02] <HerbLaur> yes
[19:18:21] <DiscountNinja> there is.
[19:18:23] <metawaffle> You need to integrate over the hookers curves.
8- Background Checks
[00:14:39] <ScubaBrett22> anyone know about cdevon1200
[00:15:05] <insanebuslady> i heard he eats mad fruit
[00:15:05] <insanebuslady> you know what that means
[00:15:09] <ScubaBrett22> no like really
[00:15:37] <ScubaBrett22> like jokes aside anyone know this dude on a personial level not sexual crap
[00:15:47] <Porcelain_Doll> no
[00:15:57] <DangerousDiver> nope, new guy here
[00:16:02] <ScubaBrett22> np
[00:16:26] <don_corleyone> why, brett?
[00:17:00] <ScubaBrett22> well i am 16 and i am going to go exploring with him but my parents would like me to get his full name so we can do a background check for my saftey you know?
[00:17:09] <don_corleyone> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:17:18] <jayohayel> a background check?
[00:17:21] <don_corleyone> hold plz
[00:17:21] <jayohayel> lolwut
[00:17:22] <DangerousDiver> just bring a weapon bro
[00:17:25] <don_corleyone> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:17:30] <FoilFlaws> ...wut
[00:17:32] <FoilFlaws> This is UE
[00:17:32] <DangerousDiver> if you're that paranoid
[00:17:36] <FoilFlaws> go get raped
[00:17:41] <FoilFlaws> AND ENJOY IT
9- Time Warp
[11:11:16] <Trap> metawaffle = Dr. Frankenfurter
[11:11:36] <metawaffle> I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transssssexual, Transylvaniaaaa1
[11:11:37] <metawaffle> !
[11:11:39] <DiscountNinja> lol
[11:11:43] <aurelie> yes you are
[11:11:56] <Trap> LETS ALL DOOO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIN
[11:11:58] <metawaffle> Come up to the laaayubb, and see what's... on the slayyyubbb.
[11:12:22] <aurelie> I SEE YOU QUIVER
[11:12:27] <metawaffle> With?
[11:12:29] <aurelie> WITH ANTICI
[11:12:34] <aurelie> ...
[11:12:36] <metawaffle> ...
[11:12:38] <Trap> ...
[11:12:42] <aurelie> ...
[11:12:45] <metawaffle> PATION!
[11:12:57] <Trap> metwaffle couldnt wait anymore
[11:13:05] <metawaffle> I was quivering.
10- Keti’s mom
*** keti has joined #general
[16:52:23] <Whootsinator> Just hit it like a million times.
[16:52:36] <Whootsinator> Hey Keti
16:52:59] <keti> she is sleeping, this is her mom
[16:53:22] <keti> I will let her know you looked for her.
[16:53:41] <BOX> ohai ketimom
[16:53:55] <Whootsinator> Haaaaai Keti's Mom.
[16:54:02] *** engel has quit AvChat (connection timed out -- socket dropped)
[16:54:45] <keti> hello all, I am off but willlet her know your all very nice xx
[16:54:47] <Whootsinator> You could totally just hang out.
[16:54:50] <Whootsinator> And talk in her place.
[16:55:04] <keti> lol thanks but email to check lol
[16:55:10] <Whootsinator> We could let you know all about Keti!
[16:55:16] <Whootsinator> "The Real Keti"
[16:55:28] <Whootsinator> Lol.... that was just a joke.
[16:55:32] <BOX> lol
[16:55:44] *** keti has quit AvChat (connection closed by user)
[16:55:49] <Whootsinator> Uh oh.
[16:56:10] <Whootsinator> Now Keti's mom will be like 'THE REAL KETI? WHO IS THE REAL KETI? I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU YOU ARENT MY DAUGHTER'
[16:56:24] <Whootsinator> And then Keti will be all like 'fuck you, Whoots'.
Not much else to do with them, really. 
