Have you ever wondered...
How UER started?
How the regional breakdown was made?
Who posted first on UER?
Look no further!
Click for clearer text. That's right - msgid = 2. The oldest post in the UER post database. It's pretty easy to do this with a database, and I think we all know AV's skills are apparent in the fact that nearly 1.3 million posts have come pretty smoothly since. So AV, no hard feelings - computers aren't forgiving, but we are. Here's to the next million! I'm sure you have graphs telling you that that'll come alarmingly soon.
* This thread is 100% bullshit