Little Miss. Poopyskirts is pissed that she has to wash the dishes.

I'm absolutely positive that in our 12+ years together, she's done this end-of-day task 20 times.

On to round 4 of Retard Wars.

This time, the cops were called. Cops spoke to my neighbor and then he came by, saying that he warned us a week ahead of time about what I now call "Turdstock".

Well, warning doesn't make illegal noise legal. Nor does it make threats legal. That he will ''terrorize" us if he loses his lease. I will make it my life's ambition to make sure he loses his lease. He hasn't Seen shit yet. I've lived here for 20 years, through the Naked Russian Physicists and the Dog Fucking Bitch.

This ain't shit.

(Taps foot)

Now where are the cops. Never one around when you need one.

Complaint filed. Nobody is gonna take this shit. I almost can't wait for next Tuesday. Town court should be a riot.

According to NYS law, he committed 2nd degree menacing, which becomes a felony if he even farts in my family's direction.

Posted by Shael Naked Russian Physicists

What does that entail?
Normally i wouldn't ask but...

Posted by Ricky_from_TV What does that entail? Normally i wouldn't ask but...

When I first moved in, I had a couple living next door to me who liked to roll around in the snow banks naked and would walk around the house naked and refused to put curtains or blinds up.

It was annoying at first, later on it became funny.

The woman worked for a nuclear power plant in VA. and had something to do with Chernobyl.

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I think god hates me. Every girl I fall for ends up having some sort of issue that makes have a relationship questionable. Its kind of a bummer.

I'm not the type of guy that goes around hitting on girls. So meeting someone is a bit of a challenge for me. Anyway, I started a new class this week that meets Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs, and since I have a 2-3 hours break between classes I show up 30-40mins early that way I can sit in the front row like the nerd that I am LOL. Anyway this girl shows up early everyday as well so we just started talking. In three days we've gone from complete strangers to the best of friends. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't falling for her.... she friendly, easy to talk to and attractive.......problem is she has a questionable drug addicted past

Posted by MeoW I think god hates me. Every girl I fall for ends up having some sort of issue that makes have a relationship questionable. Its kind of a bummer. I'm not the type of guy that goes around hitting on girls. So meeting someone is a bit of a challenge for me. Anyway, I started a new class this week that meets Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs, and since I have a 2-3 hours break between classes I show up 30-40mins early that way I can sit in the front row like the nerd that I am LOL. Anyway this girl shows up early everyday as well so we just started talking. In three days we've gone from complete strangers to the best of friends. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't falling for her.... she friendly, easy to talk to and attractive.......problem is she has a questionable drug addicted past

Run.

Pretty sure my mom would give me the same advice. RUN!!! It sucks, every time I meet someone there's always something, kids, lesbian, crazy, boyfriend, husband, 10 pet chihuahua - it never fails.

This girls different though, I've never met anyone like her where we just clicked so perfectly; I have friends who've I've know for 5-10yrs and our relationship isn't even remotely comparable. I feel like I've known this girl my entire life. The rehab/drug thing is a bit of a concern, but she seems normal - and I'm probably trying to justify this but part of me wants to believe she told me for a reason - to be completely open and honest. I would never have guessed had she not told me.

Posted by MeoW I think god hates me. Every girl I fall for ends up having some sort of issue that makes have a relationship questionable. Its kind of a bummer. I'm not the type of guy that goes around hitting on girls. So meeting someone is a bit of a challenge for me. Anyway, I started a new class this week that meets Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs, and since I have a 2-3 hours break between classes I show up 30-40mins early that way I can sit in the front row like the nerd that I am LOL. Anyway this girl shows up early everyday as well so we just started talking. In three days we've gone from complete strangers to the best of friends. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't falling for her.... she friendly, easy to talk to and attractive.......problem is she has a questionable drug addicted past

the key word here is "past" not present. personally i would look beyond the past and give the present a chance so my future could look bright.. people change, I have a storied past including some whacked drugs, but it is just that my past.

Posted by JBuss personally i would look beyond the past and give the present a chance so my future could look bright.

Totally agree =] We're happy together and that's all that matters.

for the past fucking EIGHT days, my roommates shitty friend has been sponging off us and staying at the house and no matter how much I say GO he won't...

All he done is play VERY loud bad rap, drink, and make a huge mess.
I have to get up at 5am for work and this isn't boding well with me.
I've been stressed, tired and fed up all week and am pretty much at breaking point with this.
Theres already 5 people living in this small house and with him 6 now...
Everyone else is sick of him too but don't have the balls to say leave.

;_; I just want to look forward to going home after work. Having to drive and hour in bad traffic to go to a house you don't want to be in everyday really is demoralizing.

Posted by victoria- ;_; I just want to look forward to going home after work. Having to drive and hour in bad traffic to go to a house you don't want to be in everyday really is demoralizing.

I totally hear you on that. I had horrible roommates my first year here (I even got attacked in my own bed!) and now I live in the basement of an obnoxious family that doesn't have my apartment part of the basement sound proofed (nor does it have a fire door, only one exit, they have gone in my apartment with out asking first, etc) and I get to listen to them clog-dancing and screaming at each other at all hours of the day. And I get woken up to move bandi's car at 7am because they can't move their own damned car...much easier to wake up your tenant than use your wife's keys to move her car quickly?!

Driving across Toronto when I work, or having to deal with the horrible people on TTC when I go to school...I would really, really just like to come home to peace one day.

/me hands victoria a beer

Now to put the icing on the cake, they used my toothbrush and left in a pile of hair they left on the sink that only I EVER clean.... Fuck and that guy is STILL here. I've just been hiding in my room playing skyrim trying not to self implode with anger.

Some cunt is suing my dad for a minor fender-bender where no one was actually injured in back in May when he saw me for my birthday... meanwhile his father has more or less a week to live.

What the hell?! Who actually sues someone for a minor accident that both parties drove off from?

I know she has no way of knowing that my grandpa is on his way out, but still...really? Minor rear-end in stop and go traffic...nothing unusual about that, and no serious injuries or damage. I really hate people.

Those personal injury lawyers are bastards.

Posted by budda Those personal injury lawyers are bastards.

http://www.bettercallsaul.com/

politics being shoved down my throat daily on facebook - and mostly by religious friends go figure.

Posted by Ricky_from_TV http://www.bettercallsaul.com/

If I ever get busted for trespassing, I'm calling Saul.




This has to be fake.

This complete drama-mongering waste of flesh who has been told numerous times to fuck off will NOT LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE. This is a person who has pretty much had just about EVERYONE turn their back on him because he's a lying, cheating, thieving, conniving, drama-starting, home-wrecking pile of shit.

Now this complete douchecanoe is trying to get in with my friend's friends. No means no, go away means GO THE FUCK AWAY. Why can he NOT understand this?

Oh and for extra fun this guy's done jail time... for stealing and having sex with minors (we're not talking a 18 or 19 year old with a 16 or 17 year old, we're talking 24 going after a 14 year old).

I really just want this guy to find a random ass-kicking in a dark alley, but instead, he keeps changing his online identity and sucking more idiots in. And some people are just too fucking nice to tell him to go get fucked with a rusted pole.

That person in your lecture that just has to argue and comment on everything and doesn't know how to shut up or let the teacher lecture. Thank god this is the last class, I've been ready to strange him for 12 weeks now.