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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two (Viewed 113870 times)
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< Reply # 700 on 9/12/2013 2:12 PM >
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Disabling the functionality of the elevator button that forces the doors to close should be fucking illegal.

Also, whenever there is a pair of doors and one of them is locked for no reason, a sign should be required to be posted on it that reads "THIS DOOR IS LOCKED FOR NO REASON."




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< Reply # 701 on 9/16/2013 3:47 AM >
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Photocopied PDF files - cannot be highlighted!

I guess its more of a personal preference, being able to highlight a document in adobe reader, but I still hate photocopied PDF files!





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< Reply # 702 on 10/2/2013 8:39 AM >
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< Reply # 703 on 10/4/2013 9:35 AM >
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Never...fails....whenever a cashier decides to change her register tape, do a cash drop, go on break and switch cashiers...its ALWAYS when its my turn in line..ALWAYS.

Just like I ALWAYS get stuck in line behind the person who has NEVER used their fucking debit card before....old/young male/female its always "what do I do now?" (To the cashier who's just WAITING to change her fucking register taperoll)and I stand there fuming.
This also happens at the ATM machine at the bank.the person ahead of me has never had a bank account, debit card or pin number somehow.

In line at a fast food place and the person ahead of u has had a full 10min to peruse the menu....after all its taco bell, can't we all recite that fucking menu by heart? The cashier asks "can I take your order?" And NOW this idiot fuck ahead of you looks up at the menu and says "uhhhhhhhhh" cuz HE DIDN'T LOOK AT THE MENU AT ALL!!! This is probably his first time at taco bell EVER!
So of COURSE he would be in front of me!

Sitting in my car at a McDonalds drive-thru and the guy ahead of me pulls up to order at the speaker and asks "what kind of hamburgers do you have?"
I went all kinds of apeshit in my car, I'm sure it was rocking all over the place, I just lost it. Then its my turn and the cashier is lol'ing when I pull up. He says "oh shit that was funny, when that man asked about hamburgers I could hear you screaming "REALLY???????" in the background from your car along with lots of swearing" by this time I had lost my appetite and just drove away.




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< Reply # 704 on 10/8/2013 10:32 PM >
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Group projects!
I'm in a group with three other people, for a cultural geography class, two are dedicated and show up but one guy is a complete flake! We're most likely going to kick him out of our group since he hasn't done any work - today class was canceled so we all decided to meet at the regular class time (everyone is here every other day at 1:45pm so meeting at that time shouldn't be a problem - right! This fucker says I can't show up until 2:40pm (when hes here on time every other day).

Anyway, we met up at 1:45pm and discussed the project, we all wrote out a thesis topic for what we're working on so we can draw from each to create our final thesis... and then figured out what our next steps is going to be. We're each going to find an academic journal articles related to our topic that we can use for the project. After discussing the topic in length the other two members left and I stayed since I have class in the same room at 3:30pm and figured might as well just stay and read vs. walking to the library.

So at 3:00 this fucker comes in and starts asking whats up, where is everyone? I just said oh they left already and we decided on two topics, but were going to try and find articles to use and from there determine which topic to run with. So you should probably get started on that. The guy acted like he didn't understand a single word I said. Then proceeded to sit next to me awkwardly until 3:20pm before finally leaving.





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< Reply # 705 on 10/26/2013 8:36 PM >
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People with handicap parking placards!

I'm sure some people legitimately need them. For example, old people who are 90 and carry around an air tank or use walkers. Most people with handicap placards, however, are worthless fat-fucks who could use the exercise. This Walrus of a Woman honked at me today because I was pushing a shopping cart towards the handicap stall where she wanted to park. I would've been there for 5-10 seconds, while walking towards the store, but this fat bitch had the nerve to honk at me. I felt like ramming the cart into the side of her car but decided to refrained violence.




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< Reply # 706 on 10/26/2013 9:06 PM >
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Never...fails....whenever a cashier decides to change her register tape, do a cash drop, go on break and switch cashiers...its ALWAYS when its my turn in line..ALWAYS.

Just like I ALWAYS get stuck in line behind the person who has NEVER used their fucking debit card before....old/young male/female its always "what do I do now?" (To the cashier who's just WAITING to change her fucking register taperoll)and I stand there fuming.
This also happens at the ATM machine at the bank.the person ahead of me has never had a bank account, debit card or pin number somehow.

In line at a fast food place and the person ahead of u has had a full 10min to peruse the menu....after all its taco bell, can't we all recite that fucking menu by heart? The cashier asks "can I take your order?" And NOW this idiot fuck ahead of you looks up at the menu and says "uhhhhhhhhh" cuz HE DIDN'T LOOK AT THE MENU AT ALL!!! This is probably his first time at taco bell EVER!
So of COURSE he would be in front of me!

Sitting in my car at a McDonalds drive-thru and the guy ahead of me pulls up to order at the speaker and asks "what kind of hamburgers do you have?"
I went all kinds of apeshit in my car, I'm sure it was rocking all over the place, I just lost it. Then its my turn and the cashier is lol'ing when I pull up. He says "oh shit that was funny, when that man asked about hamburgers I could hear you screaming "REALLY???????" in the background from your car along with lots of swearing" by this time I had lost my appetite and just drove away.


These are all so true, couldn't stop laughing!

I used to work at a grocery store, bagging groceries, and no-one knows how to use a credit/debit card. I would just stand up there thinking to myself are people really that fucking STUPID! I mean its not rocket science. All you have to do is slide the card, enter your pin (if its a debit card), and press green for yes or red for no! A monkey could probably figure it out!

That McDonalds one is just hilarious. Subway is probably the worst for me. I always get stuck behind some asshole who can decided what they want on their sandwich.




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< Reply # 707 on 10/27/2013 5:05 AM >
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People with handicap parking placards!

I'm sure some people legitimately need them. For example, old people who are 90 and carry around an air tank or use walkers. Most people with handicap placards, however, are worthless fat-fucks who could use the exercise. This Walrus of a Woman honked at me today because I was pushing a shopping cart towards the handicap stall where she wanted to park. I would've been there for 5-10 seconds, while walking towards the store, but this fat bitch had the nerve to honk at me. I felt like ramming the cart into the side of her car but decided to refrained violence.


oh god that shit pisses me off!! My buddy at work tore his ACL.. ok a legit need for handicap placard... But he is now healed but still has (had) it, he even talked about going to the gym last weekend.. fucker doesn't require it anymore. so thursday when he wasn't looking I grabed it and put it through the "top secret" shredder lol. shredded, pulped and sprayed with a low grade acid.. recover that asshole!! hahaha!






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< Reply # 708 on 11/15/2013 10:20 PM >
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When you have a plan, not the smartest plan in the long run, but the only one available to you to get out of a rut, and it turns out it isn't possible and you are left thinking now fucking what?

To top that off the dials in my car like to completely spaz out when I turn the car off every few drives. Ya, that'll have to wait.




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< Reply # 709 on 11/21/2013 12:38 PM >
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These are all so true, couldn't stop laughing!

I used to work at a grocery store, bagging groceries, and no-one knows how to use a credit/debit card. I would just stand up there thinking to myself are people really that fucking STUPID! I mean its not rocket science. All you have to do is slide the card, enter your pin (if its a debit card), and press green for yes or red for no! A monkey could probably figure it out!

That McDonalds one is just hilarious. Subway is probably the worst for me. I always get stuck behind some asshole who can decided what they want on their sandwich.


O-M-G....I will tell you my one and only experience with Subway. First off I was never a fan cuz I don't like how they "split" their rolls as opposed to fully slicing them. I want a sandwich...not a pita.

So one day while working in downtown SF the maintainence guy at my job is eating this huge-ass sandwich, I inquire where he got it and he says "the subway 1 block away". I get 30min for lunch so I decide to go for it...new experience and shit.
Well 1 block ended up being 1 mile but I'm not tripping...I go inside and see the daily special on a big menu board and order it. Now I don't know how Subway operates but this one was packed with financial district lunch hour peeps and there was a huge line. You order at the register then pay then watch your sandwich being made.
These fucks literally put TWO slices of turkey on my sandwich 1 slice of cheese and a shitload of lettuce and tomato.. As they made it I speak up and say "hey, wth? Make my sandwich like that pic on the wall" but none of the sandwich makers speak english and refuse to make eye contact with me. I ask for the manager (one prep guy repeats "the MANA-YER?") And it turns out the guy @ the register is the "manayer".
I explain, point at the menu, show him my meager fuckin sandwich and he says "well we don't give refunds and 2 slices of meat is normal".
Now I'm already past my 30min break, still haven't ate AND have to walk back a mile. I start to progressively "lose it" and Mr. Manager threatens to "call the police" on me. *sigh*
Now I get louder cuz I am STARVING and the manager is helping other people and straight ignoring me.
I unwrapped that lettuce sandwich and HURLED that fucking thing directly at the manager's face. It exploded with mayo (I always get extra extra mayo) and mustard all over his face, hair, shirt and 1 of the meat slices stuck to the wall behind him. The roll had bounced off his head and knocked the wall clock off the wall. Everybody in the store walked out in a hurry, even people who already paid.
He reached into the register and handed me $20.

I had paid with a $10

I went to Quiznos.




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I hate it when I'm desperately trying to manage my money, then my 5 dollar a month subscription to UER premium membership I can't for the life of me figure out how to cancel overdrafts my bank accont.




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< Reply # 711 on 11/22/2013 12:36 AM >
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One word, restructuring.




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< Reply # 712 on 11/26/2013 3:50 AM >
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Management! If I ever become that idiotic/stupid I'm going to blow my brains out. I was this [...] close to taking the largest blunt object I could find and hurling it into my bosses brand new Lexus!


I started at 5:00am because the president (CEO) was supposed to be coming to visit. Anyway, I spent the last 12 hours feverishly working, doing all this extra BS that no-one gives a flying fuck about. Like seriously if the president wanted to see how the store is run, he should just drop by unannounced. They even had the janitor stay 4hrs over to wax the floor in the bathrooms - just in case the president has to take a shit.




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I'm not a particularly violent person but I have very vivid dreams of stealing my neighbors retarded chihuahua, filling up my trash can with water and then drowning it to death.... I figure this is the most humane non-violent approach to quelling the barking problem.




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So today I discovered that illegal fireworks are a good way to shut up barking dogs. My neighbors horrible chihuahua, had been barking for 20 minutes non-stop. And the worse part is the people next door are home they're just too fucking lazy bring their dog inside or to tell their dog to shut the fuck up!

Anyway, the other day I was cleaning out the closet and found a bunch of M-1000's. I said to myself fuck this, lite one and tossed it into our backyard along the fence. About 2 seconds later they took their dog inside hahahahaha Mission accomplished



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So today I discovered that illegal fireworks are a good way to shut up barking dogs. My neighbors horrible chihuahua, had been barking for 20 minutes non-stop. And the worse part is the people next door are home they're just too fucking lazy bring their dog inside or to tell their dog to shut the fuck up!

Anyway, the other day I was cleaning out the closet and found a bunch of M-1000's. I said to myself fuck this, lite one and tossed it into our backyard along the fence. About 2 seconds later they took their dog inside hahahahaha Mission accomplished


you're lucky they didn't call the cops for animal cruelty.




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So today I discovered that illegal fireworks are a good way to shut up barking dogs. My neighbors horrible chihuahua, had been barking for 20 minutes non-stop. And the worse part is the people next door are home they're just too fucking lazy bring their dog inside or to tell their dog to shut the fuck up!

Anyway, the other day I was cleaning out the closet and found a bunch of M-1000's. I said to myself fuck this, lite one and tossed it into our backyard along the fence. About 2 seconds later they took their dog inside hahahahaha Mission accomplished


Lmao!!!! As long as you threw it in your own backyard I think you're safe! Wow this is funny!




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When you have to deal with these kinds of guys in your shop classes everyday.


- Guy says "this is sooo f*cking GAY,
Me: Sitting here is making you a homosexual?
- Guy: What?
Me: Repeats myself.
- Other Guy: What're you all fricken gay rights?
Me: I respect all peoples rights of individuality and freedoms.
Guy#1 : Dafu*
Guy#2 : WOW, So cool or something like that.
Me: Why wouldn't i? Who cares what other people do.


Like seriously - What the hell people.




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When you have to deal with these kinds of guys in your shop classes everyday.




Like seriously - What the hell people.


you've done any on-line gaming have you?
everything is faggot faggot faggot gay gay gay homo homo homo... gets old.




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you've done any on-line gaming have you?
everything is faggot faggot faggot gay gay gay homo homo homo... gets old.



I once played COD online #1 Boring ass game, #2 Online gamers are mostly assholes. at least by the way they talk.

I've never felt the need to use homophobic terms.




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