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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two (Viewed 113868 times)
jellybeans95 


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That... is a really incredible synopsis!

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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 720 on 12/15/2013 3:26 AM >
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you've done any on-line gaming have you?
everything is faggot faggot faggot gay gay gay homo homo homo... gets old.



That or kids still 3 years out from puberty dropping the f bomb like it's going out of style and being insanely racist. Mute is an awesome feature.




dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck.
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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 721 on 12/15/2013 9:06 PM >
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That or kids still 3 years out from puberty dropping the f bomb like it's going out of style and being insanely racist. Mute is an awesome feature.


are you kidding? try kids that are still in the single digits dropped the 'motherfucker' like it was easter eggs!




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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 722 on 12/31/2013 11:39 PM >
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To carry on the racist torch...

I'm trying to declare a second major, but the department advisor is a lazy fucking sack-o-shit. Who, coincidentally, happens to be African American! I know go figure! I've emailed him numerous times, attempted to visit during office hours, tried calling his office; but he's never there and never replies to emails/phone calls! And it's fucking pissing me off!

In contrast. The department advisor for my other major, an older white lady, always emails back within a few hours - even if its not really urgent. She's always in her office, always smiling and happy to see you Earlier this year I had an issues where I didn't get credit for a courses I'd transferred and she fixed the issues next day! Pretty much a dream advisor. Also she constantly emails everyone in the major internships, scholarships, and volunteer opportunities (on a bi-weekly basis).

On the upside I don't need any advising for my second major, which is great. I need two upper-division core course, and then two electives.




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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 723 on 1/3/2014 2:21 AM >
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People with handicap parking placards!

I'm sure some people legitimately need them. For example, old people who are 90 and carry around an air tank or use walkers. Most people with handicap placards, however, are worthless fat-fucks who could use the exercise. This Walrus of a Woman honked at me today because I was pushing a shopping cart towards the handicap stall where she wanted to park. I would've been there for 5-10 seconds, while walking towards the store, but this fat bitch had the nerve to honk at me. I felt like ramming the cart into the side of her car but decided to refrained violence.


This is so true.....People that have placards that don't need them . They look normal and can walk just fine. To them it's just a easy to get parking spot..




bonnie&clyde 


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< Reply # 724 on 1/17/2014 8:59 AM >
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America....Ahhh!
Where else can you go to sayyyyy COSTCO, and stroll up and down the aisles packing way too much of everything into your shopping cart?

As you mosey around the produce area pondering how long it will take you to eat 10 pounds of trail mix and if maybe you'll end up shitting yourself stupid, you come across an old asian man.
When I say old I'm talking ANCIENT.
He looks like he hasn't bathed for about a month and has maybe 5 teeth.
He turns around and faces you and before you can react, he SNEEZES right in your fucking face.
His breath smells like infected twat/rotting ramen.
He then proceeds to sneeze and cough ALL OVER the fucking produce.

You stand there horrified, thinking it can't possibly get worse but OH it DOES.

This fucking piece of work HOCKS up a golf ball sized lump of phlegm then spits it on the floor.
He then has the audacity to SMILE at me with his 5 teeth and nods/bows a bunch.
I swung my cart around and rammed him in the tailbone.

And THAT ladies and gentlemen, is how I caught the fucking swine flu.




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budda 


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< Reply # 725 on 1/19/2014 9:44 PM >
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Costco. Nuff said.




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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 726 on 1/29/2014 11:00 PM >
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Okay class. There will be roughly forty-five additional articles, in total, that you will need to read during the semester - in addition to the two course textbooks. I've decided rather than upload these files to the course website so you could easily access and download them to put them on e-reserve with the university library. To access these files you will need to login to e-reserves using my last name; then you will need to type in a password to download each file (yes forty-five fucking times).

Also just to make things a bit easier for you; since I know you're all pressed for time and some people will attempt to download all the files at once. I took the liberty of naming each PDF file "1". So every time you download a new PDF it will override the previously saved file - fucking brilliant!




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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 727 on 3/29/2014 10:09 AM >
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FACEBOOK:

Latest thing is people posting bogus status updates, and when they bait you into liking or commenting: they send you PM saying it's for [x-awareness] month and that you "have to" repost one of a dozen updates or so from the given list.

Cause... you know, all the cool kids are doing that instead of donating to the charity that actually supports your cause.

Fuck slacktivism.
Good cause or not, don't lie to me.




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I've got approximately 4-weeks left of this Language and Genders course. Basically it's an hour and fifteen minutes of listing to this wrinkled old bitch, walking cadaver, bash her ex-husband. With four or five gay guys in the front corner talking with lisps, who should just have a orgy already. Then there the white-trash trailer park cunt - whose maybe 19 and has three kids, she makes Kenny's family on South Park look high class. Oh and how could one forget all the feminists raging on about patriarchal society...

So glad I have nothing but upper division electives to complete after this semester.




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< Reply # 729 on 5/3/2014 3:22 AM >
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What about naive, sheltered kids who have really, painfully stupid parents- yet the kid thinks his parents are the smartest fucking people to ever walk the earth?






hi i like cars
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< Reply # 730 on 5/10/2014 4:40 AM >
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What about naive, sheltered kids who have really, painfully stupid parents- yet the kid thinks his parents are the smartest fucking people to ever walk the earth?





Apprentice?




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I kind of post to much in this thread...
But listening to this chatty/bubbly girl in my last class talking while I'm trying to study some more before the final - I want to slap her in the face, with my 3-ring binder, soooooooo so bad!




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< Reply # 732 on 6/3/2014 3:24 AM >
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Apprentice?


You got it.





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bonnie&clyde 


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< Reply # 733 on 6/5/2014 10:01 PM >
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People that let their dog walk over and piss on your house.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
Half the time they SMILE at you as the dog is pissing and say "Good morning!" like it's the most natural thing in the world!

Steps I have taken:

1. Calmly asking them to stop (I either get told "its only pee" "rain washes it away" or "fuck off")

2. Swearing at them while spraying the dog and owner with a hose.

3. If the dog is unleashed, boot kicking the dog in the ass.

I am an animal lover so I have stopped short of poison meatballs.

But one guy I followed home then dumped a huge bag of used, wet kitty litter on his front porch.

I don't understand the mentality of these SF dog owners and their sense of entitlement. They are deaf to any kind of reasoning.
Like when people with small children get annoyed if you tell them to make their kids behave in a restaurant.

It's YOUR kid (YOUR dog) etc.
If I wanted that kind of annoyance in my life I would have a child (or get a dog)

If walking your dog down the street your SUPPOSED to walk it on the curb side anyways, so it won't "mark".





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< Reply # 734 on 6/6/2014 4:18 AM >
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< Reply # 735 on 6/23/2014 5:45 AM >
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People who block the license plate of a car they're selling on craigslist with their finger. And to a lesser extent people who block the plate with a white square/blur. Like seriously if you're that worried about someone seeing the goddamn plate keep the fucking car!

I wish I could reach through the computer screen and chop off their fingers with a fireman axe!




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havin a time

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< Reply # 736 on 7/3/2014 9:37 PM >
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3. If the dog is unleashed, boot kicking the dog in the ass.

I am an animal lover so...





Uh, ok. The kitty litter thing is pretty boss though.




/flail it til ya nail it
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< Reply # 737 on 7/4/2014 12:46 PM >
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It is 17km from my apartment to my work. It varies from 45mins to AN HOUR AND A FUCKING HALF to drive those 17km.


My commute is ~40K, takes me about 45 minutes. All (the same) city. You're doing it wrong. obviously.

Not to mention it kills the fuel economy of my diesel Jetta.


Nobody cares about that.


And no one knows how to turn their lights on at night, use their turn signal... blah blah blah, more things about shitty driving, all pretty much true.


Thats all pretty much true.




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< Reply # 738 on 7/9/2014 1:06 AM >
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My commute is ~40K, takes me about 45 minutes. All (the same) city. You're doing it wrong. obviously.


Where do you live?
Toronto is just completely gridlocked all the time getting across toronto takes longer than any other part of most travels.

Posted by z0th

Nobody cares about that.


You would if you were working really terrible minimum wage jobs getting treated like crap for barely any money.

Posted by z0th
Thats all pretty much true.



Yeyeey



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< Reply # 739 on 7/9/2014 12:47 PM >
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Where do you live?


Apparently the right place.
I leave the house for work early, I leave the office early.

I live very close to the subway, streetcar, and GO. I don't do stupid things like drive downtown (no mention of names here, you know who you are!), thats just dumb. Thats why I live near the TTC. TO certainly has gridlock problems and our glorious leader is only making them worse by tying up any kind of new transit development in blowhard politics.

You would if you were working really terrible minimum wage jobs getting treated like crap for barely any money.


I think you might be bitter about working at a pizza joint. I also think that its fair to be bitter about working for a stupid boss. Unfortunately this will not improve the terrible that is VW.




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