Today my first two classes were cancelled so decided to stay home and get some writing done, from the comfort of my bed, big mistake. Pretty much every single thing that could possibly annoy the fuck out of me decided to manifest itself in successive waves of diabolical torment.

I'm currently contemplating the murder of my neighbors dog.

Motel 6- we'll leave the light on for you. Because we're in the part of town where we have to leave the light on, or you'll get stabbed.

Worst professor I ever have was this astronomy professor for a 100 level course. This was my freshman year of college, the university had a planetarium where the classes were held, so I was thinking this is going to be awesome! The course met a requirement (natural sciences or something) and had high reviews, but apparently the old professor retired and this sadistic Nazi replaced him - ironically the guy was also German.

Anyway, we had weekly exams 20 questions multiple choice and true/false. Sounds simple right? Wrong!

Basically the answers were structured so that either A,B,C or D could be correct. Sometimes it would be A and B or A and C and D. So like if you only picked one and all 4 were correct you'd get 25% of the points or 50% or 75% depending on the question. Other times only one response was correct which completely fucked you over if you happened to pick two. And then there were the true and false questions. True and false were A] true B] false C] neither D] both

So pretty much you were completely fucked unless you had photographic memory and could visualize the textbook. If given the option for open book most people would probably still get high D's instead of F's. Ohhh yeah and this guy would lock the doors to the class so if you weren't in your seat by 11:00am you were screwed! To top it all off exams were 10-15 minutes for 20 questions. Now just imagine the mid-term and final for this course. If memory serves me correctly they were 200 questions in the same format. I passed, barely, with a 69.8 which rounded up to a 70%. The course started off with about 150 students ended with about 30 as most people dropped and most who remained ended up with D's or F's LOL

People who eat noisy food in the libraries "quiet study area" fucking chex-mix! There's a reason I climb 4 flights of stairs to sit in the quiet area - if you have to eat shit and make noise go to the goddamn group study floor!

Posted by MeoW People who eat noisy food in the libraries "quiet study area" fucking chex-mix! There's a reason I climb 4 flights of stairs to sit in the quiet area - if you have to eat shit and make noise go to the goddamn group study floor!

Exactly! I hear you on that one.

So our neighbors have this fire alarm system, that repeatedly goes off (high pitched ringing and beeping - for hours!) until someone resets it.

After some convincing my mom decides to call City Hall and complain. City Hall transfers her to the Police Department, who then transfer her to the Fire Department. After a quick chat the Fire Captain says okay well send someone out and check it. 20 seconds later here comes a giant firetruck complete with ladder. Must've be a slow day at the fire station, sitting by the phone just waiting to take out the freshly polished firetruck hahahaha Best part is they're going to get fined now! Problem solve!

And if it goes off again all we've got to do is called and they'll continually get fined - hopefully prompting them to get the thing fixed.

Conspiracy theorists who say that the school shooting in my hometown was a hoax and decide to call the town's schools to harass them. They call themselves "truthers," but they're a bunch of flipping liars.