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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Religious Discussion > "Heaven is For Real" (Viewed 916 times)
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"Heaven is For Real"
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For some reason, I can never get videos to embed:


http://www.youtube...=player_embedded#!

I had a near-death experience once. I met Odin, who said "I tried to tell you people you had it all wrong, but you didn't listen!"




“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”

-Madeline Albright
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Re: "Heaven is For Real"
< Reply # 1 on 11/29/2010 7:22 PM >
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Kid: "Mommy, you had a baby die in your tummy, didn't you?"

Mom: "What? Who told you that?"

Kid: "She did. And then God told me that you're going to burn in hell because of it. Can I have a cookie?"





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Re: "Heaven is For Real"
< Reply # 2 on 11/29/2010 9:01 PM >
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Kid looks like he is reading off a teleprompter.




Shut the fuck up and ride that fucking Couchmobile!
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