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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > There's a rule. What is it? (Viewed 3607 times)
KublaKhan 


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Re: There's a rule. What is it?
< Reply # 20 on 4/23/2011 3:53 PM >
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and this why i leave it up... the comic relief
the world does not revolve around womandom and their needs in the bathroom.
the world does, however, revolve around the toolbox... something to keep in mind next time you need something fixed.



Yes. I've been stay at home dad for a few years now, and as such, my son and I pretty much define the standards, viz Up/Down.

it's UP because YOU (Missus) don't want it left down...no, trust me on this...you really DON'T want it left down...no, REALLY...oh never mind. Have it your way.

<3 hours later>

"COULD YOU TWO PLEASE LEAVE THE SEAT UP WITH YOU USE THE..."

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Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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Re: There's a rule. What is it?
< Reply # 21 on 4/23/2011 4:14 PM >
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Posted by Samurai


and this why i leave it up... the comic relief
the world does not revolve around womandom and their needs in the bathroom.
the world does, however, revolve around the toolbox... something to keep in mind next time you need something fixed.



I'm sorry, but falling into the toilet you forgot to flush because you didn't put the seat down in the dark is...ewww.




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JBuss 


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Re: There's a rule. What is it?
< Reply # 22 on 4/25/2011 4:13 AM >
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I'm sorry, but falling into the toilet you forgot to flush because you didn't put the seat down in the dark is...ewww.


So turn the light on.. see? simple solution.




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Re: There's a rule. What is it?
< Reply # 23 on 4/25/2011 4:52 PM >
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Or just do the more sanitary thing and close both lids.




atomx 


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Re: There's a rule. What is it?
< Reply # 24 on 4/26/2011 2:21 AM >
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True.

If you are going to flush, close the lids. It doesn't spray poop and pee everywhere.




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