Posted by big dave You guys couldnt be less funny if you tried. Also, big deal. Electrical problems are the bane of all manufacturers. You guys are all haters.
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Awww. Our fun hurt a Ford fan's feelings. Here, maybe this will make you feel better:
Acura - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC - Another Major Catastrophe
Audi - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW - Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Buick - Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Cadillac - Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
Chevrolet - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Chrysler - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Citroen - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Dodge - Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
FIAT - Failure In Automotive Technology
GEO - Get Everyone Out
GM - Great Mistake
GMC - Garage Mechanics Companion
Honda - How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Jaguar - Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Jeep - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Mazda - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Mercedes - Motor Engine Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
MG - Mobile Garbage
MGB - Might Go Backwards
Mitsubishi - Management Incessantly Tolerates Seriously Unacceptable Building, Ignoring Seriously Hazardous Incidents
Nissan - Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nerdy
Oldsmobile - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Plymouth - Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood
Pontiac - Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Porsche - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Renault - Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
Saab - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Saturn - Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Subaru - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
Toyota - Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Triumph - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless