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Weapon X
Location: Around Gender: Male Total Likes: 5 likes
"You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state"
| | | | | The Limerick < on 1/24/2011 12:36 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | This is a tribute to your grandfathers dirty joke, thats right the art-form (if you can call it that) of the Limerick. Lets see what you've got. I'll open with this little gem. There once was clergyman's daughter, Who resented the pony he'd bought her, Till she found that it's dong, Was as hard and as long, As the prayers her father had taught her. She married a fellow named Tony, Who soon caught her fucking the pony, Said he, "What's it got, My dear, that I've not?" Sighed she, "Just a yard-long bologna."
| "Ya know.... if I were born a few decades earlier I'd probably be locked in an asylum instead of sneaking into them" :D |
| MrMusik
Location: Meridian, MS Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes
| | | | | Re: The Limerick < Reply # 4 on 1/24/2011 5:21 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Yeah, I don't have anything good... but I do have a couple bad ones... A shapely young girl from Lynn, Mass. Has a really magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think- It's gray, has long ears and eats grass. Lady Burnside sat on her backside, Dusting her frontside with peroxide. For she knew on the whole, Gentlemen prefer blondes. A nasty young thing from Peru Filled up her sweet parts with glue. She said with a grin, "They paid to get in, Now they'll pay to get out again, too." These are all from the book <u>MORE Jokes for the John</u> copyright 1963
| "She ain't no Cinderella when she's gettin' undressed, 'cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West!" -Nickelback -Shakin' Hands- "What makes bad kids bad? What makes them do the things they do? BOOZE, BABES, & BAD GUYS!" -Scum of the Earth -I Am The Scum- |
| Weapon X
Location: Around Gender: Male Total Likes: 5 likes
"You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state"
| | | | | Re: The Limerick < Reply # 12 on 1/31/2011 11:30 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | There once was a fellow named Dick Who was cursed with a spiraling prick So he set out to hunt For a screw-twisted cunt That would match with his corkscrewy dick He found one and took it to bed And then in chagrin he dropped dead For the spiraling snatch It never would match The damn thing had a left-handed thread!
| "Ya know.... if I were born a few decades earlier I'd probably be locked in an asylum instead of sneaking into them" :D |
| KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | | Re: The Limerick < Reply # 13 on 2/1/2011 12:40 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Not a Limerick by any stretch. Just an old toast from my navy days. "Here's to the hole that never heals, The more you rub it the better it feels. All the soap this side of Hell Can't wash away that fishy smell." Wine and women, song and vice, Syphilis, blue balls, crabs and lice, We've had 'em all, by Jesus Christ, Gentlemen, the Queen."
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