Oh Wow.

Posted by Ma'ii Oh Wow.

I would try to do you but I can't pronounce "Ma'ii."

The member called G to the Race,
She's quite fond of loads to the face
When I whipped out my junk,
She begged for my spunk
And we'd not even reached second base!

Posted by bandi The member called G to the Race, is quite fond of loads to the face When I whipped out my junk, I was begged for my spunk And we'd not even reached second base!

(asexual version)

Posted by G to the Race I would try to do you but I can't pronounce "Ma'ii."

Ma'ii (Navajo for coyote btw) rhymes with see, tree, pee etc.
That might help.

I want a limerick!! do me do me

Posted by Yield I want a limerick!! do me do me

There once was a fella named Yield.
He could get into anything sealed.
His hobby was dead,
So he UE'd a shed,
And thought, if its not on the internet, it's not real

Posted by maypost There once was a fella named Yield. He could get into anything sealed. His hobby was dead, So he UE'd a shed, And thought, if its not on the internet, it's not real

Maypost, we all know, is a dunce
For I've told him twice, if not once
I'm not the girliest chick
but I'm lacking a dick
And sheds are for wannabe explorer trumps

<3 <3

Posted by Yield Maypost, we all know, is a dunce For I've told him twice, if not once I'm not the girliest chick but I'm lacking a dick And sheds are for wannabe explorer trumps <3 <3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by maypost HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm relieved you like it :p

Posted by Yield I want a limerick!! do me do me

Up thar in Ontario is Yeald
For whom one UE was revealed
Yes there in the shed
A male hooker lay dead
And only the moose heard her squeal.

[edited for Yields gender]

I spent so much time trying to come up with one I missed all those posts... *facepalm*

Posted by Ma'ii I spent so much time trying to come up with one I missed all those posts... *facepalm*

my newest friend is Ma'ii
(which is navajo for coyote)
He lives in the states
So his healthcare ain't great
so take preventative measures before exploring and get your shots for tetanus and hep C

Posted by Yield my newest friend is Ma'ii (which is navajo for coyote) He lives in the states So his healthcare ain't great so take preventative measures before exploring and get your shots for tetanus and hep C

LOL it's true our healthcare is shit.

Went exploring with Shadowedsmile
Claimed she hadn't made love in a while.
She's far from a slut
But she loved it in the b_{ack of her Jetta}
And that always makes me smile.


I dated a girl named Julie
She loved a beer called "Fruli"
When she drank the last glass,
She showed me her ass
Then farted on top of yours truly.

Posted by bandi Went exploring with Shadowedsmile Claimed she hadn't made love in a while. She's far from a slut But she loved it in the back of her Jetta And that always makes me smile. I dated a girl named Julie She loved a beer called "Fruli" When she drank the last glass, She showed me her ass Then farted on top of yours truly.

hahahahahhahahahahaha

You win the internets <3

I suppose I should probably give this a try, haha...


I once met a man named bandi
His car collection was really quite dandy
I got into his Beetle
Where there weren't any people
And then I removed my panty

When the previous poster got pissed,
She asked for a therapist.
So I added a space,
Made two words in this case,
And crossed a few things off my list!

Posted by bandi When the previous poster got pissed, She asked for a therapist. So I added a space, Made two words in this case, And crossed a few things off my list!

I wrote that bitch a limerick

Bitches love limericks

i'm confused, you're making it sound as if people are mad at each other


There once was a site from the net
where misfits would often collect
from near and from far
they'd find UER
and drama they won't soon forget

most of those people were sexy
like DN, oryx, hydro and lexi
I'd do waffles and Trap
and Played's where it's at
But for Therrin I'd kindly say next please



I mean this with love, ALL of you <3 :p