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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > A haven for the old (30 or older please) > Writing Your Own Obituary (Viewed 1897 times)
Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


Location: northeastern New York
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No matter where you go, there you are...

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Writing Your Own Obituary
< on 1/28/2011 4:21 AM >
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this is always good for a laugh.




rainman8889 


Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose.
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Bye for now.

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Re: Writing Your Own Obituary
< Reply # 1 on 2/6/2011 3:11 AM >
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Definitely. Would give me the opportunity to send a post humous "Bite it!" to the people who are free to kiss my a**!




Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.
jeepdave 


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It's also a gun.

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Re: Writing Your Own Obituary
< Reply # 2 on 2/6/2011 6:43 PM >
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Jeepdave. 1979-2045.

Jeepdave was born in Savage MD. He moved to South Carolina at age 2 where he quickly picked up the local dialect and was welcome into the local culture. He went to Chapman High School where he graduated with a solid B average. He was a Fire Warden for the South Carolina Forestry commission for a year, got bored, and went on to a wonderful 5 year stent at Walmart as a oil changer and tire changer specialist. He left there to pursue a wonderful career in truck driving. All was well until 2008 when Barrak Obama was elected president. After all the damage Bush had done, the country didn't need this. After the economic collapse of 2011 and the comming of the aliens on December 21st 2012, Jeepdave went on to become a private in the Confederate alliance of the South, Midwest, and NorthWest Army. He moved up through the ranks, fighting the alien invasion and the resistance of the of the Liberal Agenda Protesters of the North East and California. With 45,699,421.5 kills under his belt, ( would have been higher, but they only count children as half) he was dishonorably discharged when he was caught hiding a small group of Liberals in his cellar in his cabin estate in montana. At this point Jeepdave wanted to say "Thanks assholes, had to come out and protest me cutting down trees for the winter so we wouldn't freeze to death". He lived out the rest of his life in a multicolor single wide in the back woods of the Tennesee mountains. Eating potted meat and crackers, and listening to an old David Allen Coe "CD".




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Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


Location: northeastern New York
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Re: Writing Your Own Obituary
< Reply # 3 on 2/6/2011 7:57 PM >
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Jeepdave. 1979-2045.

Jeepdave was born in Savage MD. He moved to South Carolina at age 2 where he quickly picked up the local dialect and was welcome into the local culture. He went to Chapman High School where he graduated with a solid B average. He was a Fire Warden for the South Carolina Forestry commission for a year, got bored, and went on to a wonderful 5 year stent at Walmart as a oil changer and tire changer specialist. He left there to pursue a wonderful career in truck driving. All was well until 2008 when Barrak Obama was elected president. After all the damage Bush had done, the country didn't need this. After the economic collapse of 2011 and the comming of the aliens on December 21st 2012, Jeepdave went on to become a private in the Confederate alliance of the South, Midwest, and NorthWest Army. He moved up through the ranks, fighting the alien invasion and the resistance of the of the Liberal Agenda Protesters of the North East and California. With 45,699,421.5 kills under his belt, ( would have been higher, but they only count children as half) he was dishonorably discharged when he was caught hiding a small group of Liberals in his cellar in his cabin estate in montana. At this point Jeepdave wanted to say "Thanks assholes, had to come out and protest me cutting down trees for the winter so we wouldn't freeze to death". He lived out the rest of his life in a multicolor single wide in the back woods of the Tennesee mountains. Eating potted meat and crackers, and listening to an old David Allen Coe "CD".


... was killed by an irate northern that goes by the internet handle "Samurai"...





jeepdave 


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It's also a gun.

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Re: Writing Your Own Obituary
< Reply # 4 on 2/6/2011 8:58 PM >
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... was killed by an irate northern that goes by the internet handle "Samurai"...




Who do ya think was bitchin about me cutting down the trees




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