May 21, 2011, Jesus will return. At least, according to this web site:

http://www.wecanknow.com/

I requested a shitload of free stuff from them. Anyone want 300 bookmarks?

Wow, guess they didn't read this

Acts 1:7 He said to them: “It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority".

or

Matthew 24:36-44 But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[a] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.
42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.

Posted by Mr_Fiend Wow, guess they didn't read this Acts 1:7 He said to them: “It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority". ...

That's what I thought, though not with the specific knowledge of the Bible passages. They have a bunch of PDF's of their books available for free download. I got one and I'm gonna start reading it and see what they say.

Posted by splumer I got one and I'm gonna start reading it and see what they say.

I wouldnt waste my time, they have obviously twisted things to their own liking.

Posted by Mr_Fiend I wouldnt waste my time, they have obviously twisted things to their own liking.

Bingo.

Posted by Mr_Fiend I wouldnt waste my time, they have obviously twisted things to their own liking.

NO! THIS CAN'T BE! WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITH RELIGION?!?!

back home in Chattanooga, TN there is a week long music fest called Riverbend. Well every year there is a guy who dresses up like Jesus holding a sign saying basically everyone is going to hell. Democrats, republicans, wites, blacks, jews, catholics, gays, pre marital sex havers, etc etc etc. Its a giant poster about 2 feet by 4 feet filled with shit like that. then at the end, it says repent and jesus will save you.

this reminds me of that guy.

Posted by MutantMandias NO! THIS CAN'T BE! WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITH RELIGION?!?!

I know, right!?!? Gee golly wiz, I sure hope you dont lose sleep over this!

The dates are saved...
The party is at my place...

Worst case scenario- we're all hung over and they are still here.
Best case scenario- BEST LOOTING DAY EVER!!!

Bring booze, food, a tent, and a gun.

Posted by MonkeyPunchBaby back home in Chattanooga, TN there is a week long music fest called Riverbend. Well every year there is a guy who dresses up like Jesus holding a sign saying basically everyone is going to hell. Democrats, republicans, wites, blacks, jews, catholics, gays, pre marital sex havers, etc etc etc. Its a giant poster about 2 feet by 4 feet filled with shit like that. then at the end, it says repent and jesus will save you. this reminds me of that guy.

i got shitfaced a Riverbend years ago... don't remember getting my truck home to be honest...

Posted by Samurai i got shitfaced a Riverbend years ago... don't remember getting my truck home to be honest...

Who's playing?

Posted by splumer Who's playing?

Who cares? sounds like a party...

Posted by splumer Who's playing?

Heres the site for ya. Huey Lewis and the News will be there!!!

Posted by MonkeyPunchBaby Heres the site for ya. Huey Lewis and the News will be there!!!

Party's over

I've penciled in Damnation for the 22nd.

Posted by underdark Party's over

But Miranda Lambert! RAWR! I hear she plays music or something, too.

Edit: Actually, looking at the full lineup, it looks pretty lame. Starship? Uriah Heep?

Posted by splumer But Miranda Lambert! RAWR! I hear she plays music or something, too. Edit: Actually, looking at the full lineup, it looks pretty lame. Starship? Uriah Heep?

It is almost always a very lame line up. The last couple of years it been taking place during Booneroo, which is only like an hour away. So you can either attend a festival with a bunch of has beens or see Kanye West.

Posted by MonkeyPunchBaby It is almost always a very lame line up. The last couple of years it been taking place during Booneroo, which is only like an hour away. So you can either attend a festival with a bunch of has beens or see Kanye West.

My sister in law live close enough to Bonnaroo that she can hear it. Great lineup this year too.

So this same issue was on Coast to Coast last night. They had some guy with the group on there explaining the whole thing. Apparently "God" told some guy the exact date of which the "world will end", and then they decided to put up hundreds of billboards and make a campaign about it.

I would like to reference my first post in this thread to convey my response.

one of my favorite scenes from my favorite movie of all time