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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Speak properly you fucking moron. (Viewed 1594 times)
jeepdave 


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Speak properly you fucking moron.
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I'm at the Dr. office, been here in the waiting room for about an hour. And I am about to jump over the counter and beat the ever loving english into this halfassed ebonics speaking sorry excuse for a receptionist. She is being rude and talking like a grunting primate, then being snippy when people ask her to repeat herself cause they are not Jane, they don't speak ape you fuckfart. Arrrrrgh.




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< Reply # 1 on 2/23/2011 6:21 PM >
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Fuckfart. I love it.

And it probably has something to do with the fact that you've been waiting an hour to see your doctor, no?





jeepdave 


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< Reply # 2 on 2/23/2011 7:45 PM >
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Still have not seen the Dr. Even with an appointment. Now the way this bitch is breathin is pissin me off. You folks may see me on the news.




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< Reply # 3 on 2/23/2011 7:49 PM >
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One of my last doctors took up to 3 hours to see me...ugh. It was a guarantee that he would be late seeing me, but I could never guess just how late it was going to be that time so I had to show up on time and wait.

On the topic of speaking properly: I fucking hate those kids who try to talk like they're some sort of rapper.




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< Reply # 4 on 2/23/2011 9:47 PM >
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Posted by jeepdave
I'm at the Dr. office, been here in the waiting room for about an hour. And I am about to jump over the counter and beat the ever loving english into this halfassed ebonics speaking sorry excuse for a receptionist. She is being rude and talking like a grunting primate, then being snippy when people ask her to repeat herself cause they are not Jane, they don't speak ape you fuckfart. Arrrrrgh.


Here's your problem. Next time, try axing her. E.g. "S'cuze me miss...I'm trying to ax a question."



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< Reply # 5 on 2/23/2011 10:10 PM >
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One of my last doctors took up to 3 hours to see me...ugh. It was a guarantee that he would be late seeing me, but I could never guess just how late it was going to be that time so I had to show up on time and wait.

On the topic of speaking properly: I fucking hate those kids who try to talk like they're some sort of rapper.


But it's cool that I talk like Michael Jackson, yes?

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< Reply # 6 on 2/23/2011 10:49 PM >
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But it's cool that I talk like Michael Jackson, yes?

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I love it when you talk like Michael Jackson <3




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< Reply # 7 on 2/24/2011 4:11 PM >
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Ha ha, suckers.

Whenever I go to a doctor, the receptionists don't speak English. And they aren't even sassy fat black women. Well, 99% of the time, they're sultry Korean nurses. But anyway, it's rare I'd ever have to wait more than 30 minutes to see a doctor.




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< Reply # 8 on 2/24/2011 6:05 PM >
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I feel for ya.

Hehe I have been on the other end of that. I was a receptionist and I get to a name that I can't even pronounce. I apologized to the mother right away before I butchered it. She got pissy with me and pronounces it for me. Trying to be polite I ask her where the name comes from it is very pretty. I get back..... it is a combination of my first boyfriend, my first baby daddy name and my man I am with now. Argh!!!!!! no mention of the baby daddy of this kid.




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< Reply # 9 on 3/2/2011 6:08 AM >
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< Reply # 10 on 3/3/2011 7:35 AM >
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Ran a call today on a patient who spoke ebonics so badly no one could figure out what the hell he was trying to say.. not one of our firefighters, not the medics, nor the EMT's... and get this.... not even his own fucking SON.



Learn English properly you stupid shit..it could save your damn life one day..




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