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Location: Houston,TX Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes
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| |  | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 20 on 3/24/2011 6:59 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by jeepdave One thing that helps me, I got a spotless record. Cops run my info and usually just tell me not to be there or, even better, becareful, that place looks unstable. Here in the south I worry more about the owner than the police. I usually target places with out of town or corporation owners. Plus being 31 and handin the cop a CDL licence doesn't hurt.
| yeah here in Texas cops are the least of worries lol going into a building filled with ms13 members is a little worse... going into a building which has hillbilly shotgun wielding man eating dogs neighbors sucks too. plus going into a house and o look. rapid raccoons! how cute, o and venomous snakes! yes!! o waits this? yellow jacket nests everywhere! WOOOO!!! =]
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| jeepdave
Location: Anderson, SC Gender: Male Total Likes: 1294 likes
 It's also a gun.
| |  | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 22 on 3/24/2011 9:41 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Bees. Fucking bees. I hate fucking Bees. I detest bees. Whats better, is walkin the back way to a score, steppin on a bees nest, runnin OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SHOES, tripping, fallin, getting stung on your face AND FUCKING BARE FEET CAUSE ONE FOUND A WAY INTO YOUR GODDAMN SOCK! I mean really? You stung my fuckin foot. And you can't get back at a bee. Its a fucking bee. What can you do to a bee. Nothing, thats what you can do. Not a GODDAMN FUCKING THING. So, now, you don't want to explore. You are a solid mile of woods and rocks and gravel road from your car. You can't find your shoes because the fuckin shoe fairy of the wood must have gotten them, and it wouldn't fit your left foot anymore since its swollen up. So you walk. Barefoot. With one throbbing. With your lip swollen due to a sting, along with the 10 other stings you have. All the way back to your car. A cop is the least of your worries and at that point, you will just knock the shit out of him anyway because maybe, just maybe, he will pull out the gun and put you out of your misery.
So yeah, fuck bees.
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| Fl1k3r
Gender: Male Total Likes: 5 likes

| |  | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 23 on 3/24/2011 9:46 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by jeepdave Bees. Fucking bees. I hate fucking Bees. I detest bees. Whats better, is walkin the back way to a score, steppin on a bees nest, runnin OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SHOES, tripping, fallin, getting stung on your face AND FUCKING BARE FEET CAUSE ONE FOUND A WAY INTO YOUR GODDAMN SOCK! I mean really? You stung my fuckin foot. And you can't get back at a bee. Its a fucking bee. What can you do to a bee. Nothing, thats what you can do. Not a GODDAMN FUCKING THING. So, now, you don't want to explore. You are a solid mile of woods and rocks and gravel road from your car. You can't find your shoes because the fuckin shoe fairy of the wood must have gotten them, and it wouldn't fit your left foot anymore since its swollen up. So you walk. Barefoot. With one throbbing. With your lip swollen due to a sting, along with the 10 other stings you have. All the way back to your car. A cop is the least of your worries and at that point, you will just knock the shit out of him anyway because maybe, just maybe, he will pull out the gun and put you out of your misery.
So yeah, fuck bees.
| ...damn, lol, there is nothing to say after that, just wow.
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Location: DunkarooLand Gender: Male Total Likes: 24 likes
 I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | |  | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 34 on 3/25/2011 4:01 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by jeepdave
You have to be one with the redneck, and since I am a redneck, its pretty easy really. You just have to make sure to not be a tool.
| They don't bother you if you leave them alone. Xenophobia is pretty crazy out here, they usually won't say anything to your face, but hell, my whole family has driven Japanese cars and trucks since '92 ... we get shitlooks from guys in fords and chevys (mostly fords out this way). I'm starting to become comfortable almost everywhere, I think it's funny how easily people spook when placed into new environments. There's this one road (like many other roads in town) but what makes it different is it's got one of the original farms and farmlands (talking 1600's here), the road is paved, and it's lined with old growth trees (some of these trees were here before Columbus). It's fun to take friends from the city down just after sunset, with an early rise fullmoon, especially in the falltime. Thing is, it's only a mile or two outside of an urban milltown, then you get into neighborhoods, condos, then a golf course, then neighborhoods and suddenly you are in a place that looks straight out of Sleepy Hollow. It's a great cruise to freak people from out of town right the fuck out...
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| barefootpoetry
Location: PA Gender: Female Total Likes: 13 likes

| | |  | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 37 on 3/26/2011 2:32 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by TheVicariousVadder I'm glad I live in a place so rural, it makes people from the city nervous. There's a lot of old farmers who don't see anything, don't hear anything. If people came around making trouble at the wrong property here the cops would be lucky if they got a call to come pickup the body. There's a lot of fields, woods, and scavengers, it'd be real easy to disappear.
| That can be a double-edged sword. On one hand maybe nobody gives a fuck if you mess around some derelict old farmhouse. On the other hand you are so hugely obvious just by being there that somebody thinks you MUST be up to something. Us country folk are notorious for being all-fired nosy. I live in a small town that is chock full of neat boarded-up places, and just pulling over to the side of the road with my camera has had everyone on the street come out of their houses to stand on the sidewalk and stare at me like I just landed in an alien spaceship. No joke. People are a little bit crazy out here in the mountains, hence why I am more afraid of them than I am of the Barney Fife cops around here. I figure, I am not doing anything wrong, why worry about police. The worst that could happen is I'd be told to leave. I have yet to enter a place that's posted with a sign so I feel pretty confident that's all that would go down if on the off chance a cop did stop me. I need to get my bike fixed up and start riding it to abandonments. Much easier to conceal than my very conspicuous van that screams "hippies smoking drugs and having depraved orgies in this abandoned house!"
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