Rather than troll a pseudo-relative on Facebook, I've decided to take the high road and talk about her behind her back.

Here is some of the bullshit she's posted in the last few days:

It's Sons Week! If you have a handsome son or sons that you love more than you can describe, copy and paste this to your status for a little while, but hold them in your heart for a lifetime! ╚════════════ ;══ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════ 552;═

I carried children within my body. Slept with babies on my chest. I've kissed boo boos and mended broken hearts. I've been puked on, peed on, pooped on and spent sleepless nights in the rocking chair. But I wouldn't have it any other way. My body isn't magazine perfect, but when I look in the mirror I see a mama, and there is no greater honor or blessing!! Post this as your status if you are proud to be a mama

joey will be 7 months old in 3 days . he has 2 teeth wlth at least 1 more coming in. he is rolling over like crazy and trying to crawl. geez he is growing up way too fast!

She says he's growing up way too fast at every "milestone". I think the first one was when he was TWO WEEKS OLD.

So you ask...Do I work? Uh yes, I work 24 hours a day. Why? Because I am a Mom. I am an alarm clock, a cook, a maid, a teacher, a nanny, a nurse, a security officer, a photographer, a counselor, a chauffeur, a MAC machine, a jungle gym, & a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & ...NIGHT. I am on call at ALL hours. RE-POST if you are a proud MOM ♥ WOW I love my job

Dear Congress, Last year I mismanaged my funds and this year I cannot decide on a budget. Until I have come to a unified decision that fits all of my needs and interests, I will have to shut down my checkbook and will no longer be able to pay my taxes. I'm sure you'll understand. Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow... Re-post if you agree

This last one kills me. Not only is she unemployed (so doesn't pay any taxes), but she also takes a disability check along with food stamps. I have NO problem with people utilizing government services, but at least be fucking thankful for them.

Okay, that's it. I feel much better.

Also, CF gang, help me create a similar repost for people who don't have kids.

I say we don't need empty posts like that.

We don't have kids.

WE chose life

I don't know but there's something incredibly unsettling and creepy to me about the word 'mama' especially as used by a grown ass woman when communicating with other grown ass adults.

Sounds like material for:

http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/