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Clever Girl


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 80 on 6/15/2011 4:23 PM >
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I wish Hydro would tell you all about the awesome personal ad I placed for her.


I still hate you so very hard for that.

So hard.




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solstice 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 81 on 6/15/2011 5:53 PM >
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I'm looking for a girl to help me cut the legs off a cow fer fucks sake. Where do I find an intelligent girl that wants crazy shit, or is into crazy shit?


FetLife.com ?

Beyond the kinky aspect there are some crazy bitches on there, lol.




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earthworm 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 82 on 6/18/2011 3:54 AM >
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Hmm, I think I'm just incompatible with reality.




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victoria- 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 83 on 6/18/2011 7:11 AM >
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Hmm, I think I'm just incompatible with reality.


So uh, I guess I break the mold. I'm a not troll face girl on a dating website that indeed practices Taxidermy.

edit; Oh, and I cut off the heads of animals at my grandparents farm.
edit2; And I do not look like an acid spitting dinosaur.... sadly.



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Yield 


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I'd do you for a klondike bar

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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 84 on 6/18/2011 7:14 AM >
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So uh, I guess I break the mold. I'm a not troll face girl on a dating website that indeed practices Taxidermy.


and you are the prettiest princess in all of hyrule




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victoria- 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 85 on 6/18/2011 7:16 AM >
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and you are the prettiest princess in all of hyrule


<3 men don't seem to like the "I'm always elbow deep in rotting flesh" part of my profile.




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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 86 on 6/18/2011 12:17 PM >
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edit2; And I do not look like an acid spitting dinosaur.... sadly.



no that's not the problem... the problem is if you look like you been hit in the face by one. I'm sure you dont though...




Yield 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 87 on 6/18/2011 2:04 PM >
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<3 men don't seem to like the "I'm always elbow deep in rotting flesh" part of my profile.


show up for your next day in one of the suits of armor from the basement.
really.
if he doesn't think that's hilarious and amazing, I don't care for this fellow.




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earthworm 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 88 on 6/18/2011 8:37 PM >
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That reminds me of my friend Dame Darcy. Here's her on an episode of blind date:

http://www.videohi...4open.php?id=19036

Edit: well victoria, come out to California and I'll show you around.



[last edit 6/18/2011 8:43 PM by earthworm - edited 1 times]

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dirt 


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Je suis très aimable et très caustique.

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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 89 on 6/18/2011 9:05 PM >
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That reminds me of my friend Dame Darcy. Here's her on an episode of blind date:

http://www.videohi...4open.php?id=19036

Edit: well victoria, come out to California and I'll show you around.


I take dame darcy and raise you this:

http://www.youtube...atch?v=Hh94Ww5Gt_0




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LauraBeth 


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where to go

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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 90 on 6/18/2011 9:59 PM >
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I take dame darcy and raise you this:

http://www.youtube...atch?v=Hh94Ww5Gt_0


My god I know that guy. We met in Santa Cruz. We took drugs. We flew kites and he played his flute the entire time. He actually kicks a lot of ass and makes incredible jewelry and is an amazing artist. He also does some amazing stuff with leather. AND I REMEMBER HIM SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT BEING ON NEXT. LOL




earthworm 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 91 on 6/18/2011 10:07 PM >
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I take dame darcy and raise you this:

http://www.youtube...atch?v=Hh94Ww5Gt_0


I'll have to pull out smoky to beat that.



Edit: I owe dicky a call. Smokula, not so much.



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dirt 


Location: Oakland, CA
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Je suis très aimable et très caustique.

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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 92 on 6/19/2011 12:45 AM >
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My god I know that guy. We met in Santa Cruz. We took drugs. We flew kites and he played his flute the entire time. He actually kicks a lot of ass and makes incredible jewelry and is an amazing artist. He also does some amazing stuff with leather. AND I REMEMBER HIM SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT BEING ON NEXT. LOL



Small world. I used to live with him. Actually, he is dating someone I knew back in my days in LA.

Also, He plays the recorder.



[last edit 6/19/2011 12:45 AM by dirt - edited 1 times]

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dirt 


Location: Oakland, CA
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Je suis très aimable et très caustique.

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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 93 on 6/19/2011 12:47 AM >
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I'll have to pull out smoky to beat that.



Edit: I owe dicky a call. Smokula, not so much.


Oh jesus christ. All we need next is Mike Odd.




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earthworm 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 94 on 6/19/2011 2:52 AM >
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Oh jesus christ. All we need next is Mike Odd.


No man, dr. Mangor.

Edit: Dirt knows Dr. Mangor, he's my ex-girlfriend's ex-husband. He's known for getting drunk, saying he's Indiana Jones and biting people while yelling "KILL! KILL!". All these people are playing an annoying character. They can't take off the make-up.

this also underscores my point about how incestuous it is, hence why I was interested online dating. However, that doesn't seem to work for me any better so I give up on it. I don't think I'm any better than Dr. Mangor at this point.



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LauraBeth 


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where to go

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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 95 on 6/19/2011 9:00 AM >
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Small world. I used to live with him. Actually, he is dating someone I knew back in my days in LA.

Also, He plays the recorder.


Yea whats her name? Victoria or something? BUT ALSO WHAT THE HELL YOU USED TO LIVE WITH HIM OMG.

recorder, flute-a-phones lololol beer, flutes whatever semantics.
http://www.faceboo...047&type=1&theater




dirt 


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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 96 on 6/19/2011 9:38 PM >
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Posted by LauraBeth


Yea whats her name? Victoria or something? BUT ALSO WHAT THE HELL YOU USED TO LIVE WITH HIM OMG.

recorder, flute-a-phones lololol beer, flutes whatever semantics.
http://www.faceboo...047&type=1&theater


He is with my friend Tiff. And I was living at vulcan with them and other people until like 2 months ago. Why is the world so fucking small?




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earthworm 


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< Reply # 97 on 6/19/2011 10:06 PM >
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I tried to date Tiff about ten years ago but it didn't work out. Also she constantly used to get hit on by Smokula. Small world.




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Re: Online dating
< Reply # 98 on 7/5/2011 9:15 PM >
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Posted by earthworm
That reminds me of my friend Dame Darcy. Here's her on an episode of blind date:

http://www.videohi...4open.php?id=19036

Edit: well victoria, come out to California and I'll show you around.


Totally saw that episode, i love dame darcy's comics!!! meatcake! She also did the cover of an agent ribbons cd.

God, i need to get outta the south!




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earthworm 


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< Reply # 99 on 7/6/2011 1:15 AM >
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Totally saw that episode, i love dame darcy's comics!!! meatcake! She also did the cover of an agent ribbons cd.

God, i need to get outta the south!


Actually, she's living in Savannah GA right now. Just moved down from Portland. (she's one of my ex-girlfriend's close friends).




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