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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Relationships > Catch of the Day (Viewed 17239 times)
Radio2600 


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Catch of the Day
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Re: Catch of the Day
< Reply # 1 on 8/11/2011 4:10 AM >
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http://www.plentyo...rofile_id=23578204

Um, no thanks, for multiple reasons.




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< Reply # 2 on 8/11/2011 6:24 AM >
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CONTACT THIS USER NOW!




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Re: Catch of the Day
< Reply # 3 on 8/11/2011 5:04 PM >
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I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit *shudders*




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< Reply # 4 on 8/11/2011 5:25 PM >
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To each their own... There is far weirder stuff on that site.




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Porcelain Doll 


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< Reply # 5 on 8/12/2011 7:19 PM >
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Um, no thanks, for multiple reasons.


you don't like them huge titties? you could drown in them...




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Radio2600 


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HY KAK TO TAK

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Re: Catch of the Day
< Reply # 6 on 8/13/2011 3:24 AM >
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you don't like them huge titties?


Growing up in NYC, we used the term "zaftig".

You try to use the term "zaftig" in Iowa and you get strange looks.




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Growing up in NYC, we used the term "zaftig".

You try to use the term "zaftig" in Iowa and you get strange looks.



hahahaha!!




it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

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< Reply # 8 on 8/13/2011 1:21 PM >
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*reads profile*


Has children, but doesn't want them.

"Please say more than 'nice tits' "

... what about "nice tits, sugar!" ??



This is gonna be a great thread.




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Re: Catch of the Day
< Reply # 9 on 8/15/2011 4:39 AM >
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Found this little gem in my inbox today.

"hey sweety can i get ur number"

Then I clicked on the profile... http://www.plentyo...rofile_id=28705814

I dunno guys, should I respond?




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Re: Catch of the Day
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Found this little gem in my inbox today.

"hey sweety can i get ur number"

Then I clicked on the profile... http://www.plentyo...rofile_id=28705814

I dunno guys, should I respond?

"i would take the butifull and nices woman out for a nices supper then to a movie and then i would kiss her on the lips and hold her hand when we are walking and i would take her back home and kiss her on the lips good night and also get her number"

Yeah, sure, why not? As long as you don't care about grammar or class.




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Re: Catch of the Day
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I like how he's going to kiss her twice on the lips, THEN ask for her number.




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http://www.plentyo...rofile_id=23578204




I feel so left out : ( My work firewall won't let me view this gem.




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Re: Catch of the Day
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looks fine to me. What's the bitch? too heavy? she's got a cute face, an open personality, is in what sounds like a happy marriage with a man who sounds like he loves her and is as open to new ideas as she is - seems like she's set in her life.
I think she's cute. She's got an adorable haircut too.




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L'Ali 


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Posted by Shawn W.

"i would take the butifull and nices woman out for a nices supper then to a movie and then i would kiss her on the lips and hold her hand when we are walking and i would take her back home and kiss her on the lips good night and also get her number"

Yeah, sure, why not? As long as you don't care about grammar or class.


He's from Quebec, so his English, though probably just his written English, won't be fantastic... The spelling from most of the people, mainly men, on that site is horrible, even if English is their first language.





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I bet the first "catch of the day" gets more ass than some of the folks on here, if we're still being assholes about it.




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I wish someone would copy & paste this shit so I could see! Boo! Work firewalls blow!




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I wish someone would copy & paste this shit so I could see! Boo! Work firewalls blow!





I am Seeking a Man For Intimate Encounter

Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Married Do you do drugs? No
Profession Office manager Do you have children? Yes
Education High School Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent kimmi4play isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.

Relationship History The longest relationship kimmi4play has been in was over 10 years long.

Interests

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About Me
I'm looking for a few play friends. I'm married and very happy. We are swingers and he enjoys me being a bit of a slut. I live a 24/7 submissive lifestyle and I enjoy pleasing. Sometimes I want a one night naughty playtime; other times I'd love to have a few reg friends.

When we are in the bedroom I can be your captive slavegirl and you can ravish me if you like. I am open to almost any fantasy. I do have limits and being safe is number one.

Please say more than "nice tits." Please spark my interest. You get alot further if you stimulate my head. You do that, I will promise to stimulate yours. (winks)

First Date
A first date can be a nice supper or it can be a romp in the hay.. or who knows maybe a group encounter... or me tied up and waiting for you to ravish... you only have your imagination that is your limits. Lets fulfill your fantasies




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I bet the first "catch of the day" gets more ass than some of the folks on here, if we're still being assholes about it.


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Yeah cuz I mean, really, what kinda stud wouldn't wanna marinate his salami in THAT fine dish, right?




Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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