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"I guess there wasn't an app for pancreatic cancer"




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"An Apple a day keeps the - oh wait.."

(I love my Apple products, but I couldn't resist...stolen from Facebook.)




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"I guess there wasn't an app for pancreatic cancer"


Did the words "is it too soon?" ever cross your mind? <3




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Seems like everyone's losing their Jobs nowadays.




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Did the words "is it too soon?" ever cross your mind? <3


Not even slightly!

edit: I'll try to keep things a bit more PC in future.



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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs!





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edit: I'll try to keep things a bit more PC in future.


I love puns, but I would like to kick you in the knees for that one. haha well done.




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I love puns, but I would like to kick you in the knees for that one. haha well done.


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This is a good reminder for me to back up my data.

Remember to upload your consciousness onto iCloud, friends.




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HA! how's that for blue screen!




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You thought all Apple fans were hipsters before? It will only be worse now that Steve Jobs is underground.




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HA! how's that for blue screen!


Outstanding.




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You thought all Apple fans were hipsters before? It will only be worse now that Steve Jobs is underground.


Love it! (My friends at work will love it even more!)

On a side note, I'm pretty sure Steve Jobs isn't dead, he has most likely assimilated into the iCloud. (Not a joke, I'm being quite serious.)



I must admit though, I am a mac user (not iphone!) and proud of it, but I'm not opposed to making good jokes at ones ultimate expense. I hope when I die, I'm loved/hated/badass enough to be made fun of for fucking dying.





edit - I just saw the post about the iCloud previous to mine, I hear ya man.



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He will be updating his tombstone about once a year, right after you get used to the old one.




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